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[ardaliz]

The 25 year old I technically report to and who likes to call me a slut because I'm a Flirty McFlirterson SHOWED UP AT WORK TODAY WITH A HICKEY.

So of course I called her out on it.

Pssshh.

But for reals, this is excellent ammo for me. I've never EVER EVER done that. She can bite me.

Comments

[creamofwheat]

Hickeys are a bitch in the summer! I think I remember hickeys. And covered wagons. And drawing my water from the well.

[ardaliz]

I actually don't know if I've ever even HAD a hickey! I'm not really even sure I understand how they get there -- do men suck on necks? What's the fun in that??

[leslielicious]

It can happen....usually resulting from drunken overzealous making out. I ended up with one the night before I was supposed to be a bridesmaid in my friend Jody's wedding. It was ridiculously embarassing but I covered that sh*t up with serious make-up and nobody knew about it.

[creamofwheat]

I only enjoy them when they are collateral damage. If you are just sucking my neck then go read some Ann Rice books and leave me alone.

[columbasimplex]

I think I had one in college once. And I am a giant slut (reclaiming the word for the Sisterhood). Actually, I think the odds of my getting a hickey have steadily declined as I've gotten sluttier - hickeys are, if you will, kind of bush league. That's amateur hour for people who don't know how to Do It right.

[frogdiva]

I haven't had one since college. Apparently I get them very easily because I don't ever recall anyone sucking on my neck THAT MUCH, but I got a few of them back then...all from the ex husband before he was my ex and before he was my husband.

[creamofwheat]

I am like you...I have super thin sensitive skin. It's not like I am making out with a vacuum cleaner!