*ripples*

[arda_leviathan]

*lurks beneath the surface, much like that Ron/Draco/Umbridge fanfic you read the first five paragraphs of before you had to poke your eyes out with a q-tip*

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[kevincavetroll]

*stands on the banks of the pond holding a big can of sardines, already opened because this is the troll that Gandalf raised, shots* Watcher in Bywater!

*shifts from one foot to the other nervously*

[arda_leviathan]

*surfaces, props self up on tentacles*

*stares with really big eyes*

*wonders what this troll is doing with dead fish; who eats dead fish? Maybe trolls eat dead fish. Hmmmm.*

What?

[kevincavetroll]

*sees AL surface* O_O!!!

*holds can of sardines before him*

Bring offer. Ask favor.

Even no, offer still yours.

*still shifting feet, offers can*

[arda_leviathan]

*continues to stare with Elijah Wood-like large eyes*

*makes somewhat of a production out of taking a sardine out of the tin with a tentacle, inspecting it, frowning, and putting it back*

I have fish. *uses some tentacles to point at the pond* I have fish whenever I want.

*taps tentacles on the bank of the pond*

*considers troll*

................ What favor?