Jul 24, 2005 13:07
this is a repost from my friend scott... this is great!
"In response to this ad..Geraldo has released this bundle of facts about straightedge kids just to remind you how evil they in fact are
- Straight Edge has completely wiped out the bloods, and the crips... are the hells angels next?
- the straightedge kids are also responsible for the tsunami, the last 5 tropical storms, and the last 3 years of Ben Affleck's career
-They also paid the film studio that made summer blockbuster "Batman Begins" to cast Dawson's Creek actress "Katie Holmes", as Batman's love interest
- it's a little known fact that straightedge kids when exposed to light can emmit a gas that kills children, animals, and the elderly
-Straightedge kids actually killed Laci Peterson
-Straightedge kids created the MCAS, just to spite people
- Straightedge kids know who made the pyramids..they just dont tell anyone
-when a tree falls in the forest and no one is around..a straightedge kid can hear it. and then he beats the tree up
-Straightedge kids are the reason Bill Buckner couldnt field that grounder
-Straightedge kids are the reason the last three slayer cds sucked.
-Straightedge kids are neigher animal, vegtable or mineral..they are in fact a larvatic form of cancer
-Straightedge kids are the reason Jadakiss is as hard as it gets
-Straightedge kids eat jew babies
This made my day."