Dear Santa: Send more porn.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave seso a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I turned demontec in for farting in church (3 points). Last week I bought porn for unheard_fox (-10 points). In November on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I bought porn for sesah (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-42 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
arcnova
Porno. Makes a great gift! ^_^