Fic: Idol Luvin'
Name: Idol Luvin'
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Cookletaaaa
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone mentioned in this, I don't know them, I don't make any money from it, it's not real, ad nauseam. I also do not own the Grease song.
Warning: Total.Crack. And Kristy = jellis party pooper.
Author's Notes: 1. So Summer Nights from Grease came on randomly on my media player, and since I am on crack, and clearly need psychiatric help, I started picturing the Idols in the scene. And. Well. This happened. It's so far from serious, so please don't roll your eyes at my lameness. I am sorry in advance xD
2. Obviously a Grease rip off. Just for the lulz, guys.
[Scene 1]
David Archuleta is sitting with some of his closest friends from his run on American Idol at a small coffee shop in New York. It's been a year since their last meeting, so the ladies start to bug little Archie about his love life. He blushes, and tells them he met someone over the summer in 2009. The ladies squeal, and it turns into a scene from Sex and the City, but Archie is excited to finally be able to have a love life to speak of, so he caves to the girls' questioning without much struggle. He decides to omit the part about the ladies already knowing his love interest personally, and also the part about that person being, well, male.
[Scene 2]
David Cook is sipping his beer in a upper scale bar in South Hollywood, his old buddies from Idol joining him for a celebratory night on the town for his second platinum album. The boys are eyeing some busty woman in a half shirt, and notice when she does not turn Cook's head too. The questions and ribbing start, almost relentlessly, until he gives in and tells them hes got a thing with someone he met over the summer. The boys move closer around the table, waiting for the details that Cook would inevitably spill. He decides to omit the part about the boys already knowing his love interest personally, and also the part about that person being, well, a dude.
Cook:
Summer lovin' had me a blast
Archie:
Summer lovin' happened so fast
Cook:
I met a girl crazy for me
Archie:
Met a bo-girl cute as can be [blush]
Both:
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights
[The boys clink their beer bottles with Cook's and pat him on the back.]
Everyone:
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
Idol Boys:
Tell me more, tell me more
Chikezie:
Did you get very far?
[Cook grins suggestively and makes his way to the bar, the boys follow and order more drinks.]
[The ladies squeal more at Archie's blushing and pinch his rosy cheeks, prodding for more inforamtion, except for Kristy, who seems bored with the subject.]
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
Carly:
Like does she hang out in bars?
[Archie laughs and shakes his head, standing up and moving to throw his empty frappaccino cup in the trash, the girls follow him like a flock of seagulls. They exit the shop and continue to plead for details as they walk down the crowded streets of New York.]
Everyone:
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Cook:
Caught my eye in a record store
Archie:
I thought she'd think I was a bore
Cook:
Asked her out for a night on the town
Archie:
She sang to me, the most beautiful sound
[The girls swoon as Archie holds his heart for emphasis.]
Both:
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone:
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
Brooke:
Was it love at first sight?
[Brooke holds Archie's sleeve and looks at him with dreamy eyes. Archie bites his lip and runs ahead of the girls a bit, they share a look and follow.]
Idol Boys:
Tell me more, tell me more
MJ:
Did she put up a fight?
[Cook lifts himself to sit on the bar, the boys all take stools around him.]
Everyone:
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
Cook:
Took her boating out on the lake
Archie:
We had ice cream, hot dogs and shakes
[Cook jumps up on the bar and strikes a manly pose. The other occupants of the bar take notice and listen in to his story now.]
Cook:
We made out under the dock [winks]
Archie:
We stayed out 'till ten o'clock [hand over shocked expression]
[The girls all gasp, except for Kristy who rolls her eyes. Archie runs, grabs on to the lamp post on the corner and does a little swing around it.]
Both:
Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone:
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Idol Boys and the rest of the bar:
Tell me more, tell me more
[Cook puts his hands on his hips and grins pompously]
Jason:
But you don't gotta brag
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
Kristy:
Cuz she sounds like a drag
[Archie dives out into the busy street, the girls follow, doing little dances around the taxies and bicyclers trying to keep up with him.]
Everyone:
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
Archie:
She got friendly, holding my hand [over his shoulder, smiling in an uncharacteristly impish way]
[The girls all stop and gap at each other. He laughs and continues down to to a large fountain in the middle of a square. They follow as he jumps up on the edge.]
Cook:
Well she got friendly, that was my plan
Archie:
The moment was sweet, totally serene
Cook:
Well she was good you know what I mean
[Cook thursts his hips and bites his lip as he shifts down the bar, dancing around glasses.]
Everyone:
Woah!
Both:
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone:
Woo, woo, woo
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
[Ramiele jumps up on the fountain edge and grabs Archie's hand, he twirls her.]
Ramiele:
How much dough did you spend?
Idol Boys:
Tell me more, tell me more
[MJ tugs on Cook's pant leg.]
MJ:
Could she get me a friend?
[Cook rolls his eyes, but sits back down on the bar.]
Archie:
It was time for a tour - that's where it ends [he sits down on the ledge with the girls, almost sadly]
Cook:
So I told her we'd still be friends
Archie:
Then we made our true love vow
[The girls all look dreamy and sigh heavily.]
Cook:
Wonder what she's doing now [a distant look on his face]
Both:
Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those su-ummer nights....
Everyone:
Tell me more, tell me more!
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Poll Grease
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Cookletaaaa
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone mentioned in this, I don't know them, I don't make any money from it, it's not real, ad nauseam. I also do not own the Grease song.
Warning: Total.Crack. And Kristy = jellis party pooper.
Author's Notes: 1. So Summer Nights from Grease came on randomly on my media player, and since I am on crack, and clearly need psychiatric help, I started picturing the Idols in the scene. And. Well. This happened. It's so far from serious, so please don't roll your eyes at my lameness. I am sorry in advance xD
2. Obviously a Grease rip off. Just for the lulz, guys.
[Scene 1]
David Archuleta is sitting with some of his closest friends from his run on American Idol at a small coffee shop in New York. It's been a year since their last meeting, so the ladies start to bug little Archie about his love life. He blushes, and tells them he met someone over the summer in 2009. The ladies squeal, and it turns into a scene from Sex and the City, but Archie is excited to finally be able to have a love life to speak of, so he caves to the girls' questioning without much struggle. He decides to omit the part about the ladies already knowing his love interest personally, and also the part about that person being, well, male.
[Scene 2]
David Cook is sipping his beer in a upper scale bar in South Hollywood, his old buddies from Idol joining him for a celebratory night on the town for his second platinum album. The boys are eyeing some busty woman in a half shirt, and notice when she does not turn Cook's head too. The questions and ribbing start, almost relentlessly, until he gives in and tells them hes got a thing with someone he met over the summer. The boys move closer around the table, waiting for the details that Cook would inevitably spill. He decides to omit the part about the boys already knowing his love interest personally, and also the part about that person being, well, a dude.
Cook:
Summer lovin' had me a blast
Archie:
Summer lovin' happened so fast
Cook:
I met a girl crazy for me
Archie:
Met a bo-girl cute as can be [blush]
Both:
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights
[The boys clink their beer bottles with Cook's and pat him on the back.]
Everyone:
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
Idol Boys:
Tell me more, tell me more
Chikezie:
Did you get very far?
[Cook grins suggestively and makes his way to the bar, the boys follow and order more drinks.]
[The ladies squeal more at Archie's blushing and pinch his rosy cheeks, prodding for more inforamtion, except for Kristy, who seems bored with the subject.]
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
Carly:
Like does she hang out in bars?
[Archie laughs and shakes his head, standing up and moving to throw his empty frappaccino cup in the trash, the girls follow him like a flock of seagulls. They exit the shop and continue to plead for details as they walk down the crowded streets of New York.]
Everyone:
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Cook:
Caught my eye in a record store
Archie:
I thought she'd think I was a bore
Cook:
Asked her out for a night on the town
Archie:
She sang to me, the most beautiful sound
[The girls swoon as Archie holds his heart for emphasis.]
Both:
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone:
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
Brooke:
Was it love at first sight?
[Brooke holds Archie's sleeve and looks at him with dreamy eyes. Archie bites his lip and runs ahead of the girls a bit, they share a look and follow.]
Idol Boys:
Tell me more, tell me more
MJ:
Did she put up a fight?
[Cook lifts himself to sit on the bar, the boys all take stools around him.]
Everyone:
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
Cook:
Took her boating out on the lake
Archie:
We had ice cream, hot dogs and shakes
[Cook jumps up on the bar and strikes a manly pose. The other occupants of the bar take notice and listen in to his story now.]
Cook:
We made out under the dock [winks]
Archie:
We stayed out 'till ten o'clock [hand over shocked expression]
[The girls all gasp, except for Kristy who rolls her eyes. Archie runs, grabs on to the lamp post on the corner and does a little swing around it.]
Both:
Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone:
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Idol Boys and the rest of the bar:
Tell me more, tell me more
[Cook puts his hands on his hips and grins pompously]
Jason:
But you don't gotta brag
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
Kristy:
Cuz she sounds like a drag
[Archie dives out into the busy street, the girls follow, doing little dances around the taxies and bicyclers trying to keep up with him.]
Everyone:
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
Archie:
She got friendly, holding my hand [over his shoulder, smiling in an uncharacteristly impish way]
[The girls all stop and gap at each other. He laughs and continues down to to a large fountain in the middle of a square. They follow as he jumps up on the edge.]
Cook:
Well she got friendly, that was my plan
Archie:
The moment was sweet, totally serene
Cook:
Well she was good you know what I mean
[Cook thursts his hips and bites his lip as he shifts down the bar, dancing around glasses.]
Everyone:
Woah!
Both:
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone:
Woo, woo, woo
Idol Ladies:
Tell me more, tell me more
[Ramiele jumps up on the fountain edge and grabs Archie's hand, he twirls her.]
Ramiele:
How much dough did you spend?
Idol Boys:
Tell me more, tell me more
[MJ tugs on Cook's pant leg.]
MJ:
Could she get me a friend?
[Cook rolls his eyes, but sits back down on the bar.]
Archie:
It was time for a tour - that's where it ends [he sits down on the ledge with the girls, almost sadly]
Cook:
So I told her we'd still be friends
Archie:
Then we made our true love vow
[The girls all look dreamy and sigh heavily.]
Cook:
Wonder what she's doing now [a distant look on his face]
Both:
Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those su-ummer nights....
Everyone:
Tell me more, tell me more!
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Poll Grease