You know who you are!
An open letter to the people who watched the person steal my blue box.
Well, you knew it wasn't his. Did you think he was just borrowing it? Why didn't you stop him? Why didn't you yell at him? "Hey, that's Lyle's blue box, and we love him." You should have stopped him, done something, anything! You are responsible for the death of the planet now that I can't recycle. I tried to recycle last night and I was unable to bring myself to do it. I couldn't even remove the label from my water bottle. You human piece of toxic garbage. What do I do now? Why didn't you tackle him and beat him with the blue box? I would have done that for you. You know I would. Thanks to you I am yelling at strangers that walk past my house and I kicked Mother nature in the 'nads. At least I think it was her. Somebody walking by the house anyway. That's on you, not me. I hope you are satisfied. Hope your happy. Thanks jerk.
Yours sincerely
My blue boxless self.
Well, you knew it wasn't his. Did you think he was just borrowing it? Why didn't you stop him? Why didn't you yell at him? "Hey, that's Lyle's blue box, and we love him." You should have stopped him, done something, anything! You are responsible for the death of the planet now that I can't recycle. I tried to recycle last night and I was unable to bring myself to do it. I couldn't even remove the label from my water bottle. You human piece of toxic garbage. What do I do now? Why didn't you tackle him and beat him with the blue box? I would have done that for you. You know I would. Thanks to you I am yelling at strangers that walk past my house and I kicked Mother nature in the 'nads. At least I think it was her. Somebody walking by the house anyway. That's on you, not me. I hope you are satisfied. Hope your happy. Thanks jerk.
Yours sincerely
My blue boxless self.