Seriously?!?

[archmage]

Yesterday, discordian tried very hard to convince me that I should start writing again and try to publish a book or two. Unfortunately, he caught me on a very bad day, mentally, but the thought got into my head, anyway (as I'm sure he'll be glad to hear, as I think I got him pretty frustrated). I'm not sure I'm quite in the mood to get anything underway, but then I saw this:

Battleship

A movie. Based on a classic board game. What's next, "Mouse Trap"? "Chutes and Ladders"? "Hi-Ho Cherry-o"? "Checkers"?!?

Christ, I can do better than THAT, at least.