Anger toward hair.
I hate it when there is a hair or a few hairs trapped in your keyboard, so you stop typing to fish it out with your special long hair retrieval fingernail, only to find that when you look back at the screen, you have inadvertantly typed the letter 'r' one thousand times. And i hate it when you are enojying something delightfully tasty, but you can feel a hair starting to slide down your throat, so you start doing that 'rub tongue on back of throat thing' and end up looking like a crow about to regurgitate for its young. Hair is horrid stuff once it leaves the head. Millions of them everywhere, dead pieces of people just lying around in long thin strands. Ewww its horrible. My rule book says get your haircut once every six months. Do not contribute to the hair plague by popping in to have 'the ends trimmed'. Do not pick at your split ends. Do not pull out a hair, wrap it around your index finger and use it to gently tickle your nose whilst you suck your thumb. Leave hair attached to the head please!!!
The most harmful thing to have hit western society in the last 20 years is the Brazilian wax. Removal of all your pubic hairs. Leave them in! They are harder to break down than head hairs. Most of you know what it is like to have one jammed in between your teeth, i little bit of person wire stabbing into your delicate tongue. Let it grow, harness the pheromones, embrace the forest. You wouldnt cut down a tree in a rain forest would you? So why chop down your 'trees' in your own forest? Do you even think about the pubic louse that has chained himself to the base of each hair? Its an ecosystem, leave it be. Just leave it be....
The most harmful thing to have hit western society in the last 20 years is the Brazilian wax. Removal of all your pubic hairs. Leave them in! They are harder to break down than head hairs. Most of you know what it is like to have one jammed in between your teeth, i little bit of person wire stabbing into your delicate tongue. Let it grow, harness the pheromones, embrace the forest. You wouldnt cut down a tree in a rain forest would you? So why chop down your 'trees' in your own forest? Do you even think about the pubic louse that has chained himself to the base of each hair? Its an ecosystem, leave it be. Just leave it be....