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UNTIL OUR SHELLS SIMPLY CANNOT HOLD

Oct 28, 2005 12:11

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the_pilchard October 28 2005, 17:50:54 UTC

I always thought it was in springtime when a young man's thoughts turneth to lurve. But looking over my f-list, it's definitely this time of year when both sexes start feeling the growling groinal hunger.

I must admit I'm slightly smitten myself and have bothered the long-suffering Mrs. Pilchard to the point where she says if I don't keep my grubby paws off she'll have me put down like a dog.

I suspect that your troubles began when you took a holiday from wanking. One needs to mangle the member fairly frequently, just to avoid these unhealthy obsessions with wimmin. Or their bits.

archiedavis October 28 2005, 17:58:13 UTC

damn their bits!
my groin doth hunger like the cur in the alley.
when it starts howling i know i am in danger.

i was thinking of re-initiating my fast, simply because i am so carnal lately. REALLY put myself through the ringer. i am already a day in, and i will be up until four am bouncing, so i will fall right to bed when i get home...i might just give it a whirl.

after i fuck that hollowed rubber snake for mary, that is.

morganaus October 28 2005, 18:02:49 UTC

*wipes a lone tear*

You do care!

archiedavis October 28 2005, 18:03:48 UTC

that thing has a...spit valve, right?

morganaus October 28 2005, 18:07:23 UTC

I'm not sure, but I think it's more of a swallower.

archiedavis October 28 2005, 18:18:44 UTC

that's my kinda thing!

that icon, however, is certainly not.
can't that guy find some kind of fruit or barn fowl to put that thing in?

morganaus October 28 2005, 18:20:06 UTC

Heh, Paulie hates Rollerboy, too. Perhaps Rollergirl is more to your liking?

this is the exclusive icon for mary's icons archiedavis October 28 2005, 18:25:51 UTC

....
i would have to say yes.

please tell me half of your icons are photoshopped...

Re: this is the exclusive icon for mary's icons morganaus October 28 2005, 18:33:17 UTC

Photoshopped? Of course they're not! That's what makes them so wonderful, don't you think?

Re: this is the exclusive icon for mary's icons archiedavis October 31 2005, 17:23:52 UTC

..........yes.
and horribly, horribly no.

Re: this is the exclusive icon for mary's icons ebef October 29 2005, 03:36:20 UTC

Well, I certainly hope your taste is for rollergirl.

Re: this is the exclusive icon for mary's icons archiedavis October 31 2005, 17:24:09 UTC

sold american.

Re: this is the exclusive icon for mary's icons morganaus November 1 2005, 04:22:22 UTC

This one's for you, Bill.

So...how'd the tube-fucking go?

now we're talking archiedavis November 1 2005, 13:04:57 UTC

it remains unfucked.
i need to make a big production out of it. take myself someplace nice, promise myself the moon, get me all liquored up, then take me home and inflict that...apparatus on myself.

making copious notes along the way, of course.

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