SG-1 3-sentence fic
The last thing Michell remembered was getting zapped by something in the off-world temple he & Jackson were exploring.
The next thing he knew, he was lying on the floor with the temple priestess removing something that looked like a cross between a hockey mask & a birdcage from his face.
Then a concerned-looking Daniel drifted into his field of vision muttering: "The first death is the hardest."