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PANZERHEAD Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
18th February 2010
Best Album:
'Straggle Versions' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Geldings' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 14th March 2007.)
Records Sold:
1,469,178 in total (520,306 albums, 948,872 singles).
Reputation:
Indie
Groupies:
According to this weeks NME sionn is set to release a solo album later in this year entitled "I'll Sit On Anything".
Otherarchbuskiat spent most of 2008 hiding from angry fan's who earnestly threatened to capture PANZERHEAD's founder and beat them around the head with a wet fish.
PANZERHEAD Member Profiles
eugene_ohanlon
eugene_ohanlon sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.
uhu
Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. uhu is all of these and more.
paanther
It is fair to say that paanther is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack PANZERHEAD in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!"
spacecowboy18
spacecowboy18's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that spacecowboy18 was just shite at keeping time.
archbuskiat
Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, archbuskiat eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
22
Harmed Feting Matrass
Sep 2005
18
Woodbin Uproused Parrel Boules Weenier
Nov 2005
11
Recombs Subgenus Bikers Nubia Pyrexial Savoury
Feb 2006
1
Geldings
Mar 2007
1
Spored Rhonchus Helminth Ardour Nene
Apr 2007
2
Heater Strands
May 2007
2
Hijack Molarity Lappered Aspires
Jun 2007
31
Ataraxia Bovid Coupled Feoffers Trevet Enchain
Nov 2008
35
Bebop
Jan 2009
25
Gules Sirees Owse Murrhine Offshore Seamiest
Mar 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Memories Buddy
Jun 2005
N/A
Straggle Versions
Jan 2007
N/A
Dummied Slovens
Aug 2008
northern ireland's worst