[Tsubasa fanfiction] Demon Repellent
Title: One of Mokona's 108 Super Secret Techniques: Demon Repellent
Prompt: May 23, 2009 ~ fighting fire with marshmallows
Fandom: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Characters: Fai, Mokona Soel, Kurogane, mentions of Sakura & Syaoran
Timeline: Pre-Piffle
Rating: PG
Summary: Mokona holds a lot of surprises. Some of them turn out to be entirely too surprising.
Posted to 31_days and clampfiction.
~*~
They discovered it by accident.
Well, Fai and Kurogane and Sakura and Syaoran discovered it by accident. Presumably Mokona knew all of its own Super Secret Techniques already.
They landed in the world in the middle of the night, in the middle of a forest. Syaoran instinctively held the sleeping Sakura closer, while Kurogane looked around warily, one hand on his sword, and Fai looked around cheerfully, apparently unconcerned.
"Something's wrong," Kurogane grunted, trying to ignore the manjuu singing nonsense into his ear from its place on his shoulder. "I sense something..."
"Maybe the nice people with the glowing eyes out in the woods can help us," Fai suggested cheerfully, making Kurogane nearly face fault into the forest floor. Fai grinned cheerfully and waved his hands over his head. "Yoohoo~!"
"You idiot!" Kurogane hissed, grabbing Fai in a headlock and slapping a hand over his mouth. He could see them now too, red and gold glowing eyes under the darkness of the trees. "Those are oni, demons. If they're anything like the ones from my country they're going to try and eat us!"
"Well that's not very nice," Fai pouted, squirming to try and get out of Kurogane's hold. "I'm sure I don't taste very good. And Kuro-tan probably tastes sour. Though I can see why they'd want to eat Sakura-chan, she's so sweet."
"Would you shut up?" Kurogane finally let him go and drew his sword. "Kid, stay close behind me and hold onto the princess." Syaoran gulped but nodded.
Mokona hopped off Kurogane's shoulder and onto Fai's, and the two started up a spirited conversation, apparently totally unconcerned with their imminent demise. Kurogane growled but ignored them, bringing Souhi up into a guard position as the demons moved closer, shuffling through the underbrush.
Just as the first of them emerged into the clearing and Kurogane was tensing to charge at them, there was a delighted sounding "Kyaaaa~!" noise behind him. Something small and white went whizzing by his ear, toward the demons. Kurogane spun, eye twitching at Fai standing there smiling serenely. "....Did you just throw the manjuu?"
Fai nodded.
Kurogane paused, trying to decide if he should dance for joy or concentrate on defending.
Before he could make a decision, however, the demons let out an unholy shriek. Kurogane spun again, sword coming up to guard, and he watched in disbelief as the demons practically fell over themselves to flee... from the bouncing Mokona gleefully chasing them. "....What the fuck?"
Fai laughed behind him. "I threw Mokona because it told me to." He smiled and shrugged, and Kurogane resisted the urge to smack him.
The ninja stayed on guard, but they saw nothing more from the demons, and only heard occasional terrified wails in the distance. About an hour later, Mokona hopped back into the clearing, looking rather smug and altogether too pleased with itself.
"What the hell was that about?" Kurogane demanded as soon as he saw it.
Mokona just grinned and struck a pose. "One of Mokona's 108 Secret Techniques: Demon Repellent!"
"....I knew the witch was crazy."
Prompt: May 23, 2009 ~ fighting fire with marshmallows
Fandom: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Characters: Fai, Mokona Soel, Kurogane, mentions of Sakura & Syaoran
Timeline: Pre-Piffle
Rating: PG
Summary: Mokona holds a lot of surprises. Some of them turn out to be entirely too surprising.
Posted to 31_days and clampfiction.
~*~
They discovered it by accident.
Well, Fai and Kurogane and Sakura and Syaoran discovered it by accident. Presumably Mokona knew all of its own Super Secret Techniques already.
They landed in the world in the middle of the night, in the middle of a forest. Syaoran instinctively held the sleeping Sakura closer, while Kurogane looked around warily, one hand on his sword, and Fai looked around cheerfully, apparently unconcerned.
"Something's wrong," Kurogane grunted, trying to ignore the manjuu singing nonsense into his ear from its place on his shoulder. "I sense something..."
"Maybe the nice people with the glowing eyes out in the woods can help us," Fai suggested cheerfully, making Kurogane nearly face fault into the forest floor. Fai grinned cheerfully and waved his hands over his head. "Yoohoo~!"
"You idiot!" Kurogane hissed, grabbing Fai in a headlock and slapping a hand over his mouth. He could see them now too, red and gold glowing eyes under the darkness of the trees. "Those are oni, demons. If they're anything like the ones from my country they're going to try and eat us!"
"Well that's not very nice," Fai pouted, squirming to try and get out of Kurogane's hold. "I'm sure I don't taste very good. And Kuro-tan probably tastes sour. Though I can see why they'd want to eat Sakura-chan, she's so sweet."
"Would you shut up?" Kurogane finally let him go and drew his sword. "Kid, stay close behind me and hold onto the princess." Syaoran gulped but nodded.
Mokona hopped off Kurogane's shoulder and onto Fai's, and the two started up a spirited conversation, apparently totally unconcerned with their imminent demise. Kurogane growled but ignored them, bringing Souhi up into a guard position as the demons moved closer, shuffling through the underbrush.
Just as the first of them emerged into the clearing and Kurogane was tensing to charge at them, there was a delighted sounding "Kyaaaa~!" noise behind him. Something small and white went whizzing by his ear, toward the demons. Kurogane spun, eye twitching at Fai standing there smiling serenely. "....Did you just throw the manjuu?"
Fai nodded.
Kurogane paused, trying to decide if he should dance for joy or concentrate on defending.
Before he could make a decision, however, the demons let out an unholy shriek. Kurogane spun again, sword coming up to guard, and he watched in disbelief as the demons practically fell over themselves to flee... from the bouncing Mokona gleefully chasing them. "....What the fuck?"
Fai laughed behind him. "I threw Mokona because it told me to." He smiled and shrugged, and Kurogane resisted the urge to smack him.
The ninja stayed on guard, but they saw nothing more from the demons, and only heard occasional terrified wails in the distance. About an hour later, Mokona hopped back into the clearing, looking rather smug and altogether too pleased with itself.
"What the hell was that about?" Kurogane demanded as soon as he saw it.
Mokona just grinned and struck a pose. "One of Mokona's 108 Secret Techniques: Demon Repellent!"
"....I knew the witch was crazy."