Meme Response - On Sex And Sexuality (Jane Austen's great unpublished work)

[archangelonline]

For luvlymish - On sex and sexuality, specifically how mine is a part of the wider whole.

Comments

[luvlymish]

Babusac!

You're an absolute star and I regard it as my supreme honour to have convinced you that sex is awesome.

[anonymous]

I enjoyed this post. Even if it did make me a little uncomfortable at times.

On another note, you don't hug me nearly as much as I try to hug you. I'm going to take this as evidence that I am actually on your Amazon Wishlist, but that you're not sure how to express your feelings to me.

Love,
Josh.

[mostlyfoo]

Also, I totally lolled :) As for the ratio of penetration/everything-else-in-the-world I think it's a situational thing, it changes between people, but then I suspect I'm not really the model audience to answer this question.

[lentilthelegume]

This made me laugh a lot. XD

Also, you could try PIV (penis in vagina) as opposed to penetration, as, well, penetration can cover a whole bunch of stuff including aforementioned foreplay.

[archangelonline]

PIV is a very good term for discussing the issue, but does have some drawbacks, particularly when used as a more broad euphemism.

"Darling, PIV me, PIV me hard, PIV me now!"

"I'm going to PIV you like you've never been PIVved before! I'm going to PIV your brains out!"

I would like to say I've never used or heard any of the above sentences, with any alternate words for PIV.

Um, except the one about PIVving someone's brains out. Not quite, but they apparently rattled around a bit.

[archangelonline]

Well, yeah, they do. Other euphemisms work (or don't work).

[brightroar]

I literally just had sex and it was about two parts penetration to seven parts random awesome, but measuring sex the same way you would a glass of ribena is bizarre.

I was actually pondering after the last time I saw you about how I have no idea how or why you're still single. One of the mysteries of the universe I guess.

[brightroar]

Also an Amazon wishlist of ladies is a lolworthy concept.

[mostlyfoo]

well someone had to say it.

I think of sex more as some kind of well cooked meal rather than ribena, lots of ingrediets and variables.

[luvlymish]

Can I suggest thinking of sex as a cocktail? Sometimes it's a Long island Iced Tea (7 ingredients including coca cola) and sometimes it's Death in the Afternoon (2 ingredients - absinthe and champagne).