Neighborhood blight
Dear lady in the condo across the way,
Please stop feeding the squirrels. They are not cute little animals living in the neighborhood trees, they are obnoxious little pests living in my attic and annoying my cat. The almonds you are so lovingly buying them are going into my trash as often as I find them (and I did not enjoy having to clean several pounds of them out of my roller skates) and not actually nourishing them anyway.
Imploringly,
Archane
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Please stop feeding the squirrels. They are not cute little animals living in the neighborhood trees, they are obnoxious little pests living in my attic and annoying my cat. The almonds you are so lovingly buying them are going into my trash as often as I find them (and I did not enjoy having to clean several pounds of them out of my roller skates) and not actually nourishing them anyway.
Imploringly,
Archane
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