i have two diseases to look out for!

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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mouse's DiseaseCause:lack of human flesh in dietSymptoms:nosebleeds, drooping eyelids, dancing, excessive chillsCure:fire

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
JohnosisCause:drug abuseSymptoms:dilation of pupils, listlessness, frequent hungerCure:expensive biofeedback devices

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