Стих про мужа
Мой вольный перевод. Оригинал - тут.
Hubby told me that on Monday
He would bring a lot of money.
Hundred bucks, another, three
Silly ass called salary.
Tuesday came, he beat me up
"Cheating on me with that old fart?
Our neighbor of eighty years?
People say they saw you kiss!"
Wednesday eve he's late for dinner,
Splashing in a puddle, drunk sinner,
Yelling to our neighbor Анна
"I am surfing on Bahamas!"
All night Thursday he is gone,
"Computer fixing needed done!"
House is full of friends on Friday,
"Pour me more!" erupts my honey.
Saturday he's in garage,
Sunday's hunting camouflage,
And today again is Monday,
And again, there is no money.
I won't leave this bastard ever
For he's good and love's forever!
:)
Hubby told me that on Monday
He would bring a lot of money.
Hundred bucks, another, three
Silly ass called salary.
Tuesday came, he beat me up
"Cheating on me with that old fart?
Our neighbor of eighty years?
People say they saw you kiss!"
Wednesday eve he's late for dinner,
Splashing in a puddle, drunk sinner,
Yelling to our neighbor Анна
"I am surfing on Bahamas!"
All night Thursday he is gone,
"Computer fixing needed done!"
House is full of friends on Friday,
"Pour me more!" erupts my honey.
Saturday he's in garage,
Sunday's hunting camouflage,
And today again is Monday,
And again, there is no money.
I won't leave this bastard ever
For he's good and love's forever!
:)