Dec 31, 2004 00:40
Flight to Peru - £1000
Camping gear - £200
Native guide to take you into the mountains - £50
Radiation detector to find mysteriously radioactive old tomb - £150
Sledgehammer to break down stone door - £12.99
Awakening one of the Great Old Ones - priceless.
There are some things man was not meant to know. For everything else, there's Mastercard.