So, I'm avoiding dealing with my rage issues by plucking out the keys of my laptop keyboard and cleaning under them.
First, eww.
Second, Queen's Flash Gordon song came up on iTunes -which I finally managed to get working, lately the lappy has been having lots of hiccups... I blame Vista -I have XP, still- for making new things not fully compatible with old things. That, and my old modem. And. Other things.
Ahem, yes, anger issues. Anyway, Flash Gordon comes up, and...
Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!
And I think: Wow, Apocalyptic cockblock.
So. I might find a suitable bunny to write Apocalyptic cockblocking, just for the sake of me being in a complete state of hate.
Been watching Futurama's 4th season with commentary. Dimagio is the funniest dude in the universe, and so is Cohen. God, I love Futurama.
Also, got awesome Christmas presents from
taro_twist and
vigilante_wake :D They are awesome! they made my yesterday much better! Now my Batman figure can do lewd things to my Superman figure, and vice verse! And Etrigan is totally hanging out with the Ultrahumanite. I want a Mystery Science Theater 3000 with Ultrahumanite and Etrigan commenting movies. Making fun of bad movies in rhyme, that's one hell of a burn!
Oh! I've been watching The Daily Show all day long for three days now. Om nom nom. I dreamed about republican pre-candidates last night. WTF, brain, wtf??? ...but Jon Stewart was in the dream too, so okay.
I'm thinking of putting the keys back on the keyboard in a different way. I don't look at the keys anyway, and some of the letters are completely gone by now (greasy fingers? or long nails? you decide!). Something like... 'brucexkal' instead of qwerty. So far I just changed the arrows and laughed my ass off because they are pointing the wrong way! hah! comedy gold!
I am seriously going to have to deal with the anger at some point today, won't I? *sigh*
I hate hormones soooo much. They should all go to hell and rot there forever. When am I downloading my consciousness into a robotic body/the internet??? WHEN???? Gah! You call this the future?!?
PS: I'm writing fic for Earth 51 Batman as soon as I finish cleaning the keyboard. I love you, deadinside!Batman! Let's kill everyone together!
ETA: I can't write 'Bruce' instead of 'qwerty' because the 'E' is one of the completely blank keys! Disasterfuck! *anger, fumes, tear maim destroy*