So, people, who died and made Lex the hottest man on Earth? He looks absurdly hot in this issues. Oh, yes he does. And he's pretty nice, too!
Of course, hottest man on Earth or not, no one can resist the charms of Bruce 'Prince of Gotham' Wayne. The whole issue is in
this gallery, it's Lex Luthor: Man of Steel #3, and the art is gorgeous and the story makes... kind of little sense, (there's no explanation as to why Batman and Superman are fighting, but I'm going to guess Clark is jealous because Bruce is dally dancing with Lex), but Brucie is adorable. And Lex wants him bad, oh yes. But the scans behind the cut are not (entirely) about Lex's hots for Bruce, but Brucie's shenanigans.
The hair. Bruce's hair is the best. 'Like there's such a thing!' Like Jen pointed out the other day, it's impossible to believe Bruce doesn't have fun doing this kind of thing.
Bruce's got the gayest hands ever. Maybe it's because I'm not used to seeing Batman move them so much, but his hands crack me up. If you're wondering about the sun glasses, Batman got a black eye the night before (that, or Bruce was being honest for once and had a bout of rough sex with Clark).
Lol, Bruce is making mean jokes, and I love him for that. Hehehe, Lex's face on the glass reflection! Also, Brucie might be airheaded, but he knows his business. I like that.
I love the 5th and the 6th panel! He's being silly and then suddenly BAM! Batman intensity!
Aww, how sweet! Bruce is trying to protect his boyfriend's interests from.. his other boyfriend (there's kryptonite in that box, not a ring...) Yes, yes, I know. He ends up caving and giving Lex what he wants. I love this page, and on the one before Bruce is joking about Lex proposing to him... *sigh* I love Brucie, as annoying as he might be.