Noah with too many oysters+a bored Cherry+a Heather and Jin confused= Haphazard Role Play!
The following is a role play typed up by Cherry about two years ago. When I joined in it was very random, Cherry just handed me the paper durring Biology in my freshman year and told me to write, that is why I seem so confused. This is really amusing, and even more amusing for those who actually know these people and the characters. So, sit back and get ready to laugh:
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Okay, this is an actual written conversation that Noah and I started in Biology on Thursday the 3rd. Later Kitti (Heather) joined in and when we had to switch classes Jin took over her role. It got a little…interesting from there…considering Jin had no idea as to what was going on…
Just to let you know: Char=Charity, Ru=Hikaru (a character of Charity’s), Al=Alys (another character of Charity’s) and Aric is one of Kitti’s characters (and he’s obviously male)
Now, on with the show! And beware of complete and utter insanity!
Noah: Boo!
Char: Ahh!
Noah: *attacks in vicious killer evil martial artsy fighting moves brought on by lack of sleep, way too much sugar and way too many oysters*
Char: … *slaps Noah who stops his vicious killer evil martial artsy fighting moves brought on by lack of sleep, way too much sugar and way too many oysters* Good boy…oysters are gross ><
Noah: *bites hand viciously and throws Charity over his shoulder and runs around in circles-before realizing he isn’t getting anywhere…*
Char: Ow…*blink* And apparently oysters are bad for the brain *Hikaru appears out of nowhere*
Ru: Fish is sooo much better than oysters. *stares at Noah* What’s wrong with him?
Char: *shrugs*
Noah: *is still running in circles, sees Hikaru and throws her over his other shoulder* Ah…it’s more balanced this way.
Ru: *blink* Wha?
Char: I don’t know
Alys: *appears* Um…*stares at the three of them* hahahahahahahahahaha
Noah: *thinks for a second and then very carefully balances Alys on his head. Looks triumphatic*
Al: O.o Triumphatic? Triumphant? Has he been eating oysters again?
Char and Ru: *nod*
Noah: *spins in circles really fast, stops abruptly and sends Alys careening off into the night sky, through the atmosphere, past the outer planets and into deep space*
Ru: Why did I never think of that?
Char: Ru…? Um…Noah? *Noah growls and runs off still carrying the two of them* Where are we going?
Noah: My evil secret hideaway! *runs to a hole in the ground with a neon sign the size of the moon over it which reads “Noah’s Secret Hideaway!”* Diabolical isn’t it?
Char and Ru: Uh…no comment…
Char: I’m hungry…
Ru: You just ate lunch! You’re always hungry!
Char: No I’m…well, maybe I am! But that’s not my fault!
Ru: …
Char: Noah? Where’d you get this ‘secret’ hideaway?
Noah: *sarcastic voice* Your mom
Char: Your face!
Ru: *rolls eyes* Children…
Char: No, seriously, where?
Noah: *proudly* I built it! And now…both of you…will become my brides!!! *flash of lightning and evil laughter* Well, at least one of you will, the other shall be used as a sacrifice to a pagan god or two…
Char and Ru: *glance at each other* -.-
Ru: And here we were beginning to worry about you…
Char: …
Noah: So, who wants to live and who wants to die a terrible death?
Ru: I’d rather die than marry you…-.-
Char: …
Noah: Okay…that’s one for the pagan death! Cherry! You’re alllll miiiiiine!!!!!!
*Alys falls through…roof…and squashes Noah*
Al: Wow! Have ya’ll ever been to the moon?! It’s sooo pretty!
Ru: *looks at Charity* You knew that was going to happen, didn’t you?
Char: …maybe…
Noah: *is dead but proposes to Heather anyway, who just appeared in front of Charity*
Char: Don’t listen to him…he’s dead…
Ru: Yeah, be smart, don’t marry a dead dude…
Kitti: (Heather) What? *blinks*
Noah: *big puppy dog eyes*
Char: Repeat, don’t listen to him
Ru: Just say no…
Al: *sigh* You sound like a D.A.R.E. teacher Ru…
Ru: *smacks head* Kitti, be smart and don’t start!
Kitti: Um…*flush* I-I, wait, who are you?
Noah: …never mind…*finishes dying*
Kitti: Wait! Oh crap! *puts face into hands*
Char: Whoa babe! Calm down! You didn’t kill him! Al did!
Al: What? I did? Oh…cool…
Ru: …
Noah: *opens one eye* You can still say yessss…
Kitti: Um…but I hardly know you…Don’t die.
Ru: He’ll die for certain if Al doesn’t get off him…
Al: In that case, I’m staying right here!
Char: …
Noah: *starts suffocating*
Ru: *blink* Um…should we help him?
Al and Char: Er…no?
Kitti: Er…*internal conflict* So confused!!!
Ru: *point* Will that help? *Aric appears*
Aric: *pushes Alys off Noah and grabs Noah by the collar* What are you doing proposing to my Kitti?!
Noah: *since he’s reading all this it’s necessary to ask* What hand are you grabbing me with?
Aric: *raise eyebrow* Um…right…
The girls: …wha?
Noah: *with his right hand, he traps Aric’s hand on his shirt, uses his left hand to chop Aric’s elbow down, and threads his left arm under Aric’s armpit and pushes on his shoulder blade spinning Aric into a joint lock*
Aric: *blink* Ow…
(From here on out, Jin has taken over as Kitti)
Ru: Evil oysters
Al: Should we help him?
Kitti: Ow? How am I supposed to call the flying ambulance on an “Ow”?
Char: …
Noah: *sweeps Aric’s leg out from under him, he hits the ground and Noah strikes Aric’s temple, knocking him out*
Char: I thought Aric was a better fighter than that…
Ru: …
Al: Um…Kitti…?
Char: Wasn’t Noah dying like, halfa page ago?
Kitti: You mean…I DO have an excuse to call in the flying ambulance?! YES!
Char: …
Noah: So…Kitti…yes or no?
Kitti: Flying ambulance, HERE! COME! O.O
Everyone: Wha? …O.o
Noah: …is that a yes or a no?
Kitti: Yo! What’s up! I CAN SEE IT COMING!! ^^;
Char: She didn’t even realize he proposed again…
Ru: That’s just sad…
Ambulance man: Now, if you’re in pain…*checks clipboard* First question: What is your gender?
Kitti: *rips off shirt* I’m actually a man! Let me on the flier!
Everyone: O.O
…The End…
That conversation was among one of the …strangest I’ve yet to come across…
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Okay, this is an actual written conversation that Noah and I started in Biology on Thursday the 3rd. Later Kitti (Heather) joined in and when we had to switch classes Jin took over her role. It got a little…interesting from there…considering Jin had no idea as to what was going on…
Just to let you know: Char=Charity, Ru=Hikaru (a character of Charity’s), Al=Alys (another character of Charity’s) and Aric is one of Kitti’s characters (and he’s obviously male)
Now, on with the show! And beware of complete and utter insanity!
Noah: Boo!
Char: Ahh!
Noah: *attacks in vicious killer evil martial artsy fighting moves brought on by lack of sleep, way too much sugar and way too many oysters*
Char: … *slaps Noah who stops his vicious killer evil martial artsy fighting moves brought on by lack of sleep, way too much sugar and way too many oysters* Good boy…oysters are gross ><
Noah: *bites hand viciously and throws Charity over his shoulder and runs around in circles-before realizing he isn’t getting anywhere…*
Char: Ow…*blink* And apparently oysters are bad for the brain *Hikaru appears out of nowhere*
Ru: Fish is sooo much better than oysters. *stares at Noah* What’s wrong with him?
Char: *shrugs*
Noah: *is still running in circles, sees Hikaru and throws her over his other shoulder* Ah…it’s more balanced this way.
Ru: *blink* Wha?
Char: I don’t know
Alys: *appears* Um…*stares at the three of them* hahahahahahahahahaha
Noah: *thinks for a second and then very carefully balances Alys on his head. Looks triumphatic*
Al: O.o Triumphatic? Triumphant? Has he been eating oysters again?
Char and Ru: *nod*
Noah: *spins in circles really fast, stops abruptly and sends Alys careening off into the night sky, through the atmosphere, past the outer planets and into deep space*
Ru: Why did I never think of that?
Char: Ru…? Um…Noah? *Noah growls and runs off still carrying the two of them* Where are we going?
Noah: My evil secret hideaway! *runs to a hole in the ground with a neon sign the size of the moon over it which reads “Noah’s Secret Hideaway!”* Diabolical isn’t it?
Char and Ru: Uh…no comment…
Char: I’m hungry…
Ru: You just ate lunch! You’re always hungry!
Char: No I’m…well, maybe I am! But that’s not my fault!
Ru: …
Char: Noah? Where’d you get this ‘secret’ hideaway?
Noah: *sarcastic voice* Your mom
Char: Your face!
Ru: *rolls eyes* Children…
Char: No, seriously, where?
Noah: *proudly* I built it! And now…both of you…will become my brides!!! *flash of lightning and evil laughter* Well, at least one of you will, the other shall be used as a sacrifice to a pagan god or two…
Char and Ru: *glance at each other* -.-
Ru: And here we were beginning to worry about you…
Char: …
Noah: So, who wants to live and who wants to die a terrible death?
Ru: I’d rather die than marry you…-.-
Char: …
Noah: Okay…that’s one for the pagan death! Cherry! You’re alllll miiiiiine!!!!!!
*Alys falls through…roof…and squashes Noah*
Al: Wow! Have ya’ll ever been to the moon?! It’s sooo pretty!
Ru: *looks at Charity* You knew that was going to happen, didn’t you?
Char: …maybe…
Noah: *is dead but proposes to Heather anyway, who just appeared in front of Charity*
Char: Don’t listen to him…he’s dead…
Ru: Yeah, be smart, don’t marry a dead dude…
Kitti: (Heather) What? *blinks*
Noah: *big puppy dog eyes*
Char: Repeat, don’t listen to him
Ru: Just say no…
Al: *sigh* You sound like a D.A.R.E. teacher Ru…
Ru: *smacks head* Kitti, be smart and don’t start!
Kitti: Um…*flush* I-I, wait, who are you?
Noah: …never mind…*finishes dying*
Kitti: Wait! Oh crap! *puts face into hands*
Char: Whoa babe! Calm down! You didn’t kill him! Al did!
Al: What? I did? Oh…cool…
Ru: …
Noah: *opens one eye* You can still say yessss…
Kitti: Um…but I hardly know you…Don’t die.
Ru: He’ll die for certain if Al doesn’t get off him…
Al: In that case, I’m staying right here!
Char: …
Noah: *starts suffocating*
Ru: *blink* Um…should we help him?
Al and Char: Er…no?
Kitti: Er…*internal conflict* So confused!!!
Ru: *point* Will that help? *Aric appears*
Aric: *pushes Alys off Noah and grabs Noah by the collar* What are you doing proposing to my Kitti?!
Noah: *since he’s reading all this it’s necessary to ask* What hand are you grabbing me with?
Aric: *raise eyebrow* Um…right…
The girls: …wha?
Noah: *with his right hand, he traps Aric’s hand on his shirt, uses his left hand to chop Aric’s elbow down, and threads his left arm under Aric’s armpit and pushes on his shoulder blade spinning Aric into a joint lock*
Aric: *blink* Ow…
(From here on out, Jin has taken over as Kitti)
Ru: Evil oysters
Al: Should we help him?
Kitti: Ow? How am I supposed to call the flying ambulance on an “Ow”?
Char: …
Noah: *sweeps Aric’s leg out from under him, he hits the ground and Noah strikes Aric’s temple, knocking him out*
Char: I thought Aric was a better fighter than that…
Ru: …
Al: Um…Kitti…?
Char: Wasn’t Noah dying like, halfa page ago?
Kitti: You mean…I DO have an excuse to call in the flying ambulance?! YES!
Char: …
Noah: So…Kitti…yes or no?
Kitti: Flying ambulance, HERE! COME! O.O
Everyone: Wha? …O.o
Noah: …is that a yes or a no?
Kitti: Yo! What’s up! I CAN SEE IT COMING!! ^^;
Char: She didn’t even realize he proposed again…
Ru: That’s just sad…
Ambulance man: Now, if you’re in pain…*checks clipboard* First question: What is your gender?
Kitti: *rips off shirt* I’m actually a man! Let me on the flier!
Everyone: O.O
…The End…
That conversation was among one of the …strangest I’ve yet to come across…