So I mentioned in a comment on one of
starswing's posts that I think I caught her crazy-dream bug, 'cause I have been having weird dreams out the wazoo lately.
- DREAMT I WAS BATGIRL. That was actually pretty damn spiffy, 'cause fighting crime with the Bat Family was hella awesome.
- Also dreamt Batman and Deadpool (there's a crossover I didn't think my brain would touch) decided to drop by and have a lovely chat with me through my apartment window (not at the same time, mind). Nevermind that my apartment is on the 4th floor. XD;;;;
- the spiders. Oh, god, the spiders. Ever since I found (and killed) a spider in my bathroom last weekend, they've been featuring pretty heavily in my dreams. I have had dreams of black widows making webs around my computer desk, cutting me off from my macbook. (And there was absolutely no way I was gonna reach into a nest of female black widow spiders for it, I'm sorry. Apparently I have common sense, even in dreamland.) And another where a little black one was on the wall over by one of my floor lights (when I woke up from that, I went and checked. There wasn't, but you never know). And another where I was finding them everywhere in my apartment. D:
- Dreamt my bank account was overdrawn. Promptly woke up and bolted to my computer and checked. It wasn't. :/
- Dreamt I went back to Australia and all of my friends had a welcome back reunion party planned. Everyone I remember at all was there. It was...surreal.
-Then, my most recent one? I don't even know. (This one was the most hilarious out of all of them, though, at least in my head.)
Basically, take Hugh Jackman. Then combine him, visually, with Jason Isaacs. Make him straight-laced and strict, and the father to a much younger, scruffier, more wolverine-like Hugh Jackman. Then make that younger person a professional golfer, first name Apolo. Who is only playing golf because Daddy wants him to. And hates it. And is currently threatening to smash his hand with a rock if he has to play in the tournament he is flying in his luxury jet toward.
Then make me his childhood best friend, bearing witness to all of this. And ready to leap in and stop "Apolo" from being an idiot and smashing his hand if his father doesn't do it first.
Ohhhh brain, what the hell. XDXD