It should not be this hard to get food.

[arcane_nitehawk]

Who are the monkey running the supply chain at these places?

Dial
Ring-ring-ring
"Thank you for calling Piece-a Slut West."
"I'd like to place an order for carry out."
"Okay it will be an hour wait, we only have thin crust, and are out of Sausage and Mushroom."
"Never Mind"
Click

Dial
Ring-Ring
"Thank you for calling Piece-a Slut and Fling Street East."
"I'd like to place an order for carry out."
"Okay it will be a 90 minute wait, we only have deep dish, and are out of Ham and Pineapple."
"Never Mind"

Care to guess what I wanted on my two pizzas?