If you're like most people, there are going to be some serious changes in your life if and when Hell actually gets around to freezing over. We, for instance, will be purchasing a Sport Utility Vehicle, enjoying a retrospective of Police Academy films, and tuning into radio stations with slogans like "Your Place For Mellow Memories and Laid-Back Listening."
(no I didnt make this, but it was too funny so im sharing)