[Voice/English]

[arcanasoul]

[There's a click and then a thump.]

Oh shit. Did I break...? [Some shuffling sounds, and the voice speaks again, much louder this time.]

H'lo? Hi? Um, can I get...I guess a wheelchair? Orrrr something. Just for an hour or so, I'll get the hang of this. [A grunt and some shifting cloth before there's a sigh, then the comm is picked up

Comments

[thepartydude]

You okay there, dude?

[arcanasoul]

Yup. Got it covered.

You people sure are friendly.

[thepartydude]

This is just your friendly Ninja Welcome Wagon!

So you just got here, right? You're one of the new kids.

[arcanasoul]

That's me, fresh meat off the truck. You're a ninja?

[thepartydude]

Nah, I just play one on TV.

A ninja turtle, to be precise.

[arcanasoul]

[Turtle...what's a turtle again?]

Sounds like a niche role, man.

[thepartydude]

Only four in the world, brah.

I'm Michelangelo.

[arcanasoul]

Fancy name.

[thepartydude]

All the good ones end in O.

So who're you?

[arcanasoul]

Tyler-o.

[thepartydude]

[Oh. Mike sees what you did there.]

See, now you can be in the cool kid's club.

[arcanasoul]

What's the cool kid's club have that the uncool one doesn't?

[thepartydude]

Brand name soda.

And the comfy chairs.

[arcanasoul]

What's the club charter?

[thepartydude]

We don't need one of those, brah.

We just sit around and bask in our awesomeness.

[arcanasoul]

That kind of sounds like it'd get old after a while.