Zwei [video]
[Prussia's next attempt is much better. He doesn't keep hitting random buttons and such. He's smiling as well as a wooden puppet can]
Guten Tag! [though he doesn't know how good it is with all the fire and termites and the very unpleasant woodeness] This isn't permanent ist it? [he knocks on the top of his head for emphasis] Das wouldn't be awesome.
[he taps his chin] Oh right, Britannien said ich should introduce myself. Ich ist the awesome Preußen! [it is pronounced Proi-ssen] Und ich ist apparently The Phoenix. How ist this supposed to work, ich does not have wings or feathers?! [he's still wearing a bed sheet as a toga...a really long toga, though] Of course the rulers must have recognized my awesomeness, and gotten me confused with an awesome bird.
Guten Tag! [though he doesn't know how good it is with all the fire and termites and the very unpleasant woodeness] This isn't permanent ist it? [he knocks on the top of his head for emphasis] Das wouldn't be awesome.
[he taps his chin] Oh right, Britannien said ich should introduce myself. Ich ist the awesome Preußen! [it is pronounced Proi-ssen] Und ich ist apparently The Phoenix. How ist this supposed to work, ich does not have wings or feathers?! [he's still wearing a bed sheet as a toga...a really long toga, though] Of course the rulers must have recognized my awesomeness, and gotten me confused with an awesome bird.