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[A mass text is sent around to everyone, declaring a Last Will and Testament:
Dear citizens,
This is Lord Lampo. Recently I have come down with the plague and lay dying as I write this.
I haven't been able to write a full will thing, so this will have to do.
To Ugetsu I leave my shield. You can use it as a replacement wok.
To Usagi I leave my wardrobe of pretty dresses, as I'm sure you'll look ten hundred times more stunning in them then even I would.
To Kesley I leave a reminder that you owe me pants, and some candies.
To Madoka Amano I leave the rest of my candy and a warning that a pretty girl like you should stay away from bad men like G. You can do so much better.
To Primo and the rest of the beautiful young ladies of this place, I leave my heart, because all of yours' will surely be broken upon my passing.
To G I leave nothing. You lose. Good day sir.
And as my last dying wish, I request all the ladies wear something sexy to my funeral.
[Lampo actually only has a little cold, but he just has to be overdramatic about it.]
((OOC: In case you can't read it, here's what the text says:
Dear citizens,
This is Lord Lampo. Recently I have come down with the plague and lay dying as I write this.
I haven't been able to write a full will thing, so this will have to do.
To Ugetsu I leave my shield. You can use it as a replacement wok.
To Usagi I leave my wardrobe of pretty dresses, as I'm sure she'll look ten hundred times more stunning in them then even I would.
To Kesley I leave a reminder that you owe me pants, and some candies.
To Madoka Amano i leave the rest of my candy and a warning that a pretty girl like you should
stay away from bad men like G. You can do so much better.
To Primo and the rest of the beautiful young ladies of this place, I leave my heart, because all of yours' will surely be broken upon my passing.
To G I leave nothing. You lose. Good day sir.
And as my last dying wish, I request all the ladies wear something sexy to my funeral.))
Dear citizens,
This is Lord Lampo. Recently I have come down with the plague and lay dying as I write this.
I haven't been able to write a full will thing, so this will have to do.
To Ugetsu I leave my shield. You can use it as a replacement wok.
To Usagi I leave my wardrobe of pretty dresses, as I'm sure you'll look ten hundred times more stunning in them then even I would.
To Kesley I leave a reminder that you owe me pants, and some candies.
To Madoka Amano I leave the rest of my candy and a warning that a pretty girl like you should stay away from bad men like G. You can do so much better.
To Primo and the rest of the beautiful young ladies of this place, I leave my heart, because all of yours' will surely be broken upon my passing.
To G I leave nothing. You lose. Good day sir.
And as my last dying wish, I request all the ladies wear something sexy to my funeral.
[Lampo actually only has a little cold, but he just has to be overdramatic about it.]
((OOC: In case you can't read it, here's what the text says:
Dear citizens,
This is Lord Lampo. Recently I have come down with the plague and lay dying as I write this.
I haven't been able to write a full will thing, so this will have to do.
To Ugetsu I leave my shield. You can use it as a replacement wok.
To Usagi I leave my wardrobe of pretty dresses, as I'm sure she'll look ten hundred times more stunning in them then even I would.
To Kesley I leave a reminder that you owe me pants, and some candies.
To Madoka Amano i leave the rest of my candy and a warning that a pretty girl like you should
stay away from bad men like G. You can do so much better.
To Primo and the rest of the beautiful young ladies of this place, I leave my heart, because all of yours' will surely be broken upon my passing.
To G I leave nothing. You lose. Good day sir.
And as my last dying wish, I request all the ladies wear something sexy to my funeral.))