[There's a large blue eye on screen before the owner backs away to show a young man's confused face. He blinks a few times while tapping his finger on the screen, then smiles brightly.]
Oh sweet, it's working!! [He's definitely not using his indoor voice. You may have to turn down the volume on your own device.]
Okay! So, if you guys out there can hear me, I'd just like to send out a big 'HOWDY'! [He winks and salutes with two fingers.] You can call me 'America' and I'm filling in for this cowboy dude named 'Pecos Bill' while he's out on vacation or something. Don't worry, guys, I've been doing this hero thing for a long time; I already got this all planned out, see?!
[He holds up a sheet of
paper to the screen for a few seconds.]
Totally awesome, huh?! Anyways, if you guys run into outlaws or monsters or anything, I'm your hero to call!