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[thewindything]

ok so i am pretty sure that this is a really shitty prank

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[toocoolfor]

spoilers
doubt theyre gonna let us head back any time soon there egbert
no matter how much sugar you put on your request
fuck you could even throw in a cherry theyll still be dicks
all the while munching on every delicious pretty please sundae on their cushy thrones

but hold the explosively sparkly compact there
king arthur dude

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[thewindything]

bluh bluh bluh all i hear are excuses!
don't worry, i am going to go to the castle and see if we can straighten things out!

yeah, that's what the note said!
why?

[toocoolfor]

not to continue raining on your parade or anything
but i also doubt thatll go over smoothly
though like hell im gonna let you go by your derpyass self

cause my note said im lancelot
and that i am apparently living in the rose district with a king arthur
tell me egbert
is your room pink

[thewindything]

see that is where you are wrong!
because i am not going by myself.
i'm taking a friend with me but if you want to go too, then i'm sure he won't mind.
also it doesn't hurt to try.
you would be surprised about what you can learn by just talking and not smashing.

oh nooo.
dave do i need to find an adult?
are you outside my window right now??

[toocoolfor]

what friend is this
though i cant say im exactly surprised that youre already palling around with people
and i also cant argue with that
though who the hell knows if the 'rulers' or whatever subscribe to the same logic
guess youll see huh

no dude
because
the call
is coming
from inside
the house

[ What are those suddenly heavy footsteps?? ]

[thewindything]

his name is artemis!
do you want to come?

gasp!!
no way dude.
are you seriously in my house?

[toocoolfor]

artemis
like the goddess
poor unfortunate dude
but sure why the fuck not

im thinking thats more of an our house dude
hang on wheres the note
blah blah replacing lancelot du lac
residence in the rose district
with king arthur pendragon

action!!

[thewindything]

Marco!

action INDEED.

[toocoolfor]

[ Pockets pink thing and opens door to bedroom after making sure hood is up properly. ]

Polo.

action

[thewindything]

[Yep he is peeking out of his room now, too. If you can see past that hood you will see the grin on John's face yep.]

Dude!

[toocoolfor]

[ Yep he can see. But on the flipside, hopefully John can't see his eyes. ]

Bro.

[thewindything]

[Why are you wearing a--Oh.]

...Oh man, they totally took your shades, didn't they.

[toocoolfor]

[ Fuck you don't be observant when he doesn't want you to be. ]

Assholes, the whole royal fucking court of them.

[thewindything]

[ Sorry its kind of his thing.]

That sucks. Maybe we can see if they'll give them back when we go to the castle.

[toocoolfor]

I am full of all the doubt today, Egbert. Though, hey. You turn those big ol' blue eyes on them and give them your best kicked puppy, maybe they'll concede.

like this Dave?

[thewindything]

Hey, it's worth a shot!