Dec 01, 2005 15:13
There is a horrible Kleenex monster following me around SanFrancisco. He's in cahoots with the dust bunnies, the Gardener, the Berkeley strain of mites, the mildew growing outside my windows, and under my feet... and there's some fucking tree out there making me miserable. When i find you Mister Tree, you're lumber, Buster! I could really live here if they'd let me.
p.s. The new White Stripes singles sound like that big song the Black Crows had out. The skinny anorexic guy did Prince's "Love Bizarre" dance in the video, remember? Yeah.