Real life advice that really matters

Apr 11, 2005 05:40

The sure way to gage the legitimacy of ones Warhol Superstar status gone by is to check the phone book. They're all listed, amongst the riff raff. I bet a few of them still even use rotary dial telephones.

(please don't mistake this as a suggestion to call and bother them. you won't get invited to their parties that way. whoever let your grubby little hands on the social registry white pages must have been feeling charitable. you act as if it up and landed on your doorstep one day.)
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