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Marzipan, look. This is goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like not that I have a goats head for a face, or that my head is a goats head, like my face is an entire goat. So anyways I was calling you up because I wanted to join your goatface club. Since you've got quite a goatface yourself I figured youd be the go to guy, or gal. Its hard to tell with that goatface of yours. Anyways my number is EEE AWW, so give me a call back. We can compare goatfaces, though I can't imagine...that yours...your is pret.... You're ugly.
Marzipan, this is Strongbad, and you're ugly.
Marzipan, this is Strongbad, and you're ugly.