The force. It's good for you.

[arc_monkey]

Ok. So. Good things are good. Bad things are bad. It's not so easy to tell the difference, but we'll leave that aside for now. Good things achieved through ill means, are bad. Bad things achieved through pure means, are by nature good even if completely unhelpful and in a practical sort of way, bad. Doing good will logically end you in a bad place more often than not. There will be no reward. So. Are you good or bad? You can't hope for good things to happen to you. They most likely wont. Especially not if you do the right thing. And since you are human, you almost certainly will not succeed at being good anyway.

So. If you are going to be good, do it because it what you must do. If you are going to not, then I can't blame you.

If you are good I will give you candy. Chinese meat-candy.