woah woah woah! You're not my friend anymore! All you Montrose Kids band together and decry Sheetz! Is it because there isn't one in Montrose/Fairlawn?
Though I may not consume some of these items I will list the FUCKING GREATNESS that is Sheetz:
1. ANYTHING on the M-T-O. Not only are they SCRUMPTOUS, they are CHEAP AS HELL! Especially the DOGZ
2. CHEAP AS HELL fountain drinks. Even though I don't drink pop, they have fucking VANILLA FLAVORING that you can add, and was actually not bad by itself. It would be better if they had coke.
3. Lots of assorted flavors of ICEEs (I know it's not official ICEE, but it's of the consistency).
4. AWESOME locations
5. Bright as HELL
6. Big as FUCK
7. Forces neighboring Gas stations with better gas to lower their prices.
8. MUCH better selection of snacks then most places (ESPECIALLY the beef jerky selection)
9. And finally, you OBVIOUSLY have something better to do, faggot! Go watch Spiderman or some SHIYAT!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
SHEETZ REIGNS, SUCKAZZZZZZ!!!!!
SPEEDWAY CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!
Will someone please explain to me why you and your brother insist that I am the pickiest man alive? Is it because I don't like Mexican food? Is that it?! Granted, I don't like Sheetz either but I have my reasons. Other than that, I have no idea what I did to earn the title. Oh well, I've lost interest in this posts as it no longer suits my tastes. Blech!
When I worked with you at the theater you basically wanted to eat Swenson's everyday. I've seen you eat other things, but it seems like most food arguments revolve abouts you. BUT at least you like arby's unlike B. Rich.
I wouldn't say I ONLY love Swenson's. I just prefer their hamburgers to Wendy's or McDonald's. But I like other restaurants...especially juice bars. Because I LOVE JUICE! That's right, I LOVE JUICE!
I don't like Jeff France because he is a cornball horsehead. He acts like a dicknose and everybody thinks it's all gravy because he's "Fej". And somehow he got it into his head that he is Mr. Greaty-great. THAT'S why I don't like Jeff France!
While it's true that Jon Lund can be kind of a bungler sometimes, at least he's a nice guy. Unfortunately, the same can not be said for one Jeff France. All I'm saying is, Jon treats me well, Jeff makes lousy jokes at my expense. But I'm not dismissing anyone else's opinion, just stating my own.
one minute sir, you are way too into sheetz. one would say that you are on sheetz's balls/sac. you should back the J up. it is a gas station! now i enjoy a gas station as much as the next guy but you and your gang of sheetz humpers have started a goddamn religion around this shit.
Though I may not consume some of these items I will list the FUCKING GREATNESS that is Sheetz:
1. ANYTHING on the M-T-O. Not only are they SCRUMPTOUS, they are CHEAP AS HELL! Especially the DOGZ
2. CHEAP AS HELL fountain drinks. Even though I don't drink pop, they have fucking VANILLA FLAVORING that you can add, and was actually not bad by itself. It would be better if they had coke.
3. Lots of assorted flavors of ICEEs (I know it's not official ICEE, but it's of the consistency).
4. AWESOME locations
5. Bright as HELL
6. Big as FUCK
7. Forces neighboring Gas stations with better gas to lower their prices.
8. MUCH better selection of snacks then most places (ESPECIALLY the beef jerky selection)
9. And finally, you OBVIOUSLY have something better to do, faggot! Go watch Spiderman or some SHIYAT!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
SHEETZ REIGNS, SUCKAZZZZZZ!!!!!
SPEEDWAY CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!
- lil Onion
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and I don't think I'm the only one.
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And you don't like sheetz, nigger.
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HIM for that...(anymore).
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praise the mother-fuckin' air castle!
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