I just realized my dad looks like Fin Fang Foom
Anywonk, it's real late and I'm real tired. Probably not as tired as I should be considering that I slept from 6 am to 8 am and then from 8:30 am to 11:00 am last night(morning?).
My day was mostly corny. I shan't recount it. Instead I will regale you with gripping tales from my African safari. I was traipsing around in the hot African jungle when, all of a sudden, a wild Gooba bear sprung from the bushes atop me!
"Zounds!" I declared as I attempted to wrestle the slavering beast of off me. The situation was looking awfully grim when I realized that it wasn't me he was after but the rotting package of Li'l Smokies that I had forgotten to remove from my knapsack.
"Fuck me!" I squealed as the package of snack-sized hot dogs burst forth from the package in frothy gouts of spiced goodness.
Alas, I was covered in the bite-sized pork rolls. It was all I could do to keep the Gooba bear from devouring me alive. Basically, what that translates to is that I painted the trees with it's damn gourd.
The moral of the story is: If you ever go on safari, don't shit your pants and then put your underwear on your...head...?
My day was mostly corny. I shan't recount it. Instead I will regale you with gripping tales from my African safari. I was traipsing around in the hot African jungle when, all of a sudden, a wild Gooba bear sprung from the bushes atop me!
"Zounds!" I declared as I attempted to wrestle the slavering beast of off me. The situation was looking awfully grim when I realized that it wasn't me he was after but the rotting package of Li'l Smokies that I had forgotten to remove from my knapsack.
"Fuck me!" I squealed as the package of snack-sized hot dogs burst forth from the package in frothy gouts of spiced goodness.
Alas, I was covered in the bite-sized pork rolls. It was all I could do to keep the Gooba bear from devouring me alive. Basically, what that translates to is that I painted the trees with it's damn gourd.
The moral of the story is: If you ever go on safari, don't shit your pants and then put your underwear on your...head...?