Nov 01, 2007 00:22
I am kind of in love with a puppy. But he is a boy, and a breed that I am not sure I am comfortable with. I love dogs. But dogs are the exact same as babies. Your entire life has to revolve around the pooping eating sleeping schedule of the pup. which is adorable, because every eatsleeppoop is fucking adorable because puppies are the best thing in the world. But it is also like getting married. I mean, you cannot exactly take a night off from potty breaking every two hours. their tiny little bladders are exploding, and you are their only tiny little hope.
then again, it would love me all the time, and everytime i got home he would be excited to see me. and he would always want to play with me and would never be too busy to snuggle with me. ugh. but babies...i mean, literally they need as much attention as a baby does. but puppies don't ditch you to go fuck their boyfriends. and puppies don't lie to you or break promises and plans with you. and puppies don't tempt you, they don't raise your hopes up and then drop you from the empire state building. puppies don't shit all over your heart snd your future. puppies don't talk shit when you exit a room. puppies don't even care if you have a pretty face.
so now what the fuck do i do? more impossible decisions.