Confidential To Gloria: This is Just to Say

[aravistarkheena]

I am wearing
Captain America underpants
to bed
this evening

which
you probably find
rather
disconcerting

Considering
the conversation
we had today
on the telephone

I don't know why I'm even making this a parody of a poem, except that it came to mind when I was about to write this post. I very much doubt any of you will get the reference. Which is probably for the best. The original was terrible.

It could be worse. I could have gone on ambiguously about wheelbarrows.

Oh god I need sleeeeeeeeeep.