Fic: Left Behind; DCU; Tim Drake/Jason Todd; NC-17

[aravistarkheena]

Title: Left Behind
Author: Aravis Tarkheena
Pairing: Tim Drake/Jason Todd (shut up)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: smuttyness and Jay being a grump
Disclaimer: Not mine, everyone is legal
Word Count: 1,600
Author's Notes: I wrote this to torment shiny_glor_chan whilst she wrote a paper. Also for comment_fic.

Comments

[faile_neume]

Oh god, Tim is going to throw a fit when he finds that towel.

Deliciously hot and I don't even like Jason.

[aravistarkheena]

I love how Tim throwing a fit about the towel was your first reaction. :DDDDD

He'll do something to retaliate. Like put pepper in Jay's jock or something terrible. Or tell Donna something embarrassing that he did.

I'm not so into Jay either but I occasionally get the urge to make him jerk off. >.>>>>

Just don't tell anyone.

[faile_neume]

That was the first thought, and then, "I wonder if Tim will retaliate with make outs?"

Tim isn't awful enough to put pepper in Jay's jock. Mainly because Jay would murder him.

I'm going to tell everyone. Unless you write me some Tim makeouts. I love blackmail.

[aravistarkheena]

If it was Dickie THEN he would retaliate with makeouts. With Jay there will just be violence.

Jay WOULD murder him. :D

DDDDD: You WOULDN'T!

Ugh, I have some Tim/Zatara I need to post at some point but I'm doing this ficlet contest. I don't even know WHY because I don't really like writing drabbles so much anymore. It's like I'm addicted. I wrote about 4,000 for that stupid contest yesterday and about 1,000 so far today.

[faile_neume]

I think the world would be a better place if more people retaliated with makeouts.

And I'm fairly sure no judge would convict him. No one wants pepper in their jock.

I might tell. Blackmail is the best weapon.

Post the Tim/Zat! Do it! You are obviously insane if you continue to write drabbles when you don't like them. Don't make me hold an intervention about this addiction.

[aravistarkheena]

I'm not entirely convinced that's true. Imagine fights with your SIBLINGS. Or an ugly dude on the bus. Yeeeah, not on board with that one.

Blackmail is cruel. You love me too much to blackmail me. :(((

The thing is, I feel like all I've been posting for the past few days is smut and the Tim/Zat that's almost read is pretty much just a 3,000 smutty scenario. I do, on occasion, like to write things of substance. I know this may come as a surprise to you, but it's true.

Also, my paid LJ account is almost up and the prize for the drabble contest is another two months.

[faile_neume]

Oh. I didn't consider that, it's a very good point. I withdraw my statement.

Blackmail is actually really awful. I do love you too much to blackmail you <3 also you would probably not send my the robin necklace if I blackmailed you.

You.. write.. substance??? I jest, I jest. I enjoy your fics that have substance. There is nothing wrong with smut though :D

That's a pretty decent prize. I have an unpaid account, and I doubt I will ever require a paid one.

[smgriffin]

Ohoho, Tim knows how to hit him where it hurts. He'll put rose and vanilla airfresheners in Jason's locker. Nothing like being the floral smelling bat to kill the 'I am the Night' vibe.

[aravistarkheena]

Ahahahahahaha Griff that's an AMAZING idea! :DDDD

[smgriffin]

*Jason looms in the darkness, about to terrify the forces of evil that taint the city*

*Goon speaks*

"Hey guys? Is it just me or do you smell.. *sniffs* Lilacs. Definitely Lilacs."

"Is that what that is, Ted? Gosh, you have the most incredible nose! All I know is it makes me feel all warm inside."

*Jason breaks all their legs and goes home to pout*

[aravistarkheena]

He won't be able to sneak up on ANYONE because he smells like their grandmother. :DDD

[iesika]

See, here I was thinking the sequel to this would involve *Tim* jerking off in the locker room.

With the towel.

[faile_neume]

And that is proof that you have a dirty mind, and I do not.

[iesika]

I have never denied that I have a dirty mind.

I'm pretty sure you do, too, even if you aren't quite at my level.

[faile_neume]

My mind is perfectly clean! I have no idea what you're on about.