IRMO IRMO IRMO
Whoa, my brother is going to take over some country or something. I had enough of that politics and fighting shit the first time some fucker who I won't name but who I love and yay you're getting married I hope it's the best day of your life made me fight and then I was fucking slaughtered and everything. Anyway. We've been through this before. Good luck, Valandil, don't get hurt or mess up your hair anything.
Anyway, what I want, I've decided, is to be a maia. I want to be Irmo's maia. Because I want to be just like Irmo. He is perfect. I want to be able to wink suggestively at everyone just like he does. I want to wield my icon with irresistable power and chase lustfully after those who reject me. I want Irmo to be my teacher-thingy like that old guy in the Karate Kid was to the Karate Kid, only with no karate, because .. yeah.
Um, what do I have to do to get this going?
Anyway, what I want, I've decided, is to be a maia. I want to be Irmo's maia. Because I want to be just like Irmo. He is perfect. I want to be able to wink suggestively at everyone just like he does. I want to wield my icon with irresistable power and chase lustfully after those who reject me. I want Irmo to be my teacher-thingy like that old guy in the Karate Kid was to the Karate Kid, only with no karate, because .. yeah.
Um, what do I have to do to get this going?