Excerpts from vacation with family
My brother: Hey check these out?
Me: Are those mints?
Him: They're...decorative rocks. On the binary scale of [mints,not mints] I suppose they are "not mints".
Me: What about this fudgecicle?
Him: I think that is "mints".
Him: Man, I don't know why I keep stacking these stones up on my hand.
Me: It is possible that you are high.
Him: No, no I'm not high.
Me: But you're all like "Oh, this feels AWESOME".
Him: But...they do.
Him: Besides, I don't need to be high for the world to be fascinating.
Me: Yeah, but will, like, your face feel fascinating?
Him: Yeah! I was feeling my face earlier!
Me: ...Fascinating.
Me: Are those mints?
Him: They're...decorative rocks. On the binary scale of [mints,not mints] I suppose they are "not mints".
Me: What about this fudgecicle?
Him: I think that is "mints".
Him: Man, I don't know why I keep stacking these stones up on my hand.
Me: It is possible that you are high.
Him: No, no I'm not high.
Me: But you're all like "Oh, this feels AWESOME".
Him: But...they do.
Him: Besides, I don't need to be high for the world to be fascinating.
Me: Yeah, but will, like, your face feel fascinating?
Him: Yeah! I was feeling my face earlier!
Me: ...Fascinating.