LOL!
You, too, can write books as good as Angels and Demons and The DaVinci Code...or at least figure out what Dan Brown's next plot will be.
Go here. It's fun. Here's my favorite:
A mysterious labyrinth deep beneath the streets of Boston.
A nefarious cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover Major League Baseball's darkest secret.
The Invisible TombWhen world-famous Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Freedom Trail to analyze a mysterious ancient script-etched into the floor next to the mangled body of the head docent-he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Baalinati, a secret branch of Major League Baseball that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.
Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Baalinati appears at Paul Revere's grave to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in Major League Baseball's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the nervy and mysterious daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.
Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 1000-year-old trail through Boston's most exalted libraries and historic monuments, pursued by a pigeon-toed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Babe Ruth and the very founding of Major League Baseball.