[One Shot] Pimp

Mar 06, 2019 02:23

Title : Pimp
Pairing : Ohmiya/Sakumoto (if you squint)
Rating : R (Crack?)
Length: One Shot
Summary : Somehow, he could see it happening, because Nino is a bastard and a sadist rolled into one and he could very well expect Nino to act like it if dared. It’s not like he wants to, because as much as he feels like bashing all of their heads into a wall and be done with it, he knows this incident is a done thing and he can’t honestly think of anything to reverse it.
Word count : around 2069 words
Disclaimer : I don't own them, sadly
Note : Based on this crack-tastic confession from this guy about his dick ending up on a questionable website after a random hook up. (Crossposted to AO3 if you want to read it there XD)

Jesus, it’s not even nine yet - too early still for him to deal with shit like this, half-regretting his manager’s offer to get him his coffee on their way here, damn it - and here he is, already feeling exhausted despite the fact that his work day hasn’t even technically started yet. He should have said yes, he thinks, if only he knows this is the first thing he’ll find the second he steps foot into the greenroom, but as it is, he didn’t.

length: one-shot, arashi, rating: pg-13, pairing: matsumoto jun/sakurai sho, genre: romance, genre: comedy/humor, genre: friendship, genre: crack, pairing: ohno satoshi/ninomiya kazunari

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