Title: Pie in the Sky - or a carefully-planned response to mpreg
Word Count: 12725. Because I am apparently incapable of writing short fic.
Pairing: None; pairings implied, but never realized.
Rating: R
Genre: Satire, Humor, Friendship
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
Summary: Aiba's convinced he's going crazy. Either that or he's eaten too much kara'age again.
Pie in the Sky