Arashi LOL Moments
Googling arashi and found this
arashi.vox.com/library/post/slight-updatedarashi-incidents.html
Which has HILARIOUS arashi moments such as during a concert tour ohno was drunk and holding a cup of instant noodles. he kept going around to the jr's getting pissed and yelling "WHERE IS THE CUP OF INSTANT NOODLES?!" the jr's went to go tell sho.
Its a bit old, but HAHAHA
i laughed so much i nearly cried!!
vox closed so i copy/pasted them here so i wont loose them * during sho's press conference during the time he started keio, the fans were all yelling and screaming and in front of journalists and fans and his fellow students sho yelled out "URUSE!" * the last train out had arrived but ohno just stood on the platform looking into space until someone asked him "aren't you going to get on?" in which he replied, "AH! thank you" and got on * sho & ohno went to go drink at a izakaya. they knew the owner of the izakaya, so the two of them, the owner, and the owner's friend were drinking together. but instead of talking to the group, sho and ohno kept whispering amongst themselves and talking with their faces really close. it was to the point where the owner of the friend asked, "even if they are friends, do friends talk that close to one another?" * ohno was in front of a convenience store completely drunk, staggering back and fort. suddenly sho came out of the conbini with a bottle of water. sho takes a hold of a drunken ohno and the two say something to one another and walk away laughing. * during their junior days, the juniors decided to throw takki a surprise birthday party, but takki found out about it. they failed in surprising him, and jun was so dissapointed he cried in the hallway. * aiba went over to sho's house, and found that the toilet was automatic. he was so amused by this that he kept playing with it and eventually broke it. * nino and sho were sleeping in the same bed, but sho's snoring was so loud that nino assumed he was really tired, and so he put on headphones in order to sleep. * when ohno was drunk he demanded from his mother, "where is june's shampoo?!" (六月のshampoo) * after sho got 4 of his wisdom teeth pulled, he actually kept it and has it on display in his room. * during a concert this one fan got really excited bc ohno was right in front of her, so she lifted her arms in the air (and from what the fans say) ohno saw her hairy armpits and immediately turned around and left. * when there are hella orikis (like... hard core fans) around jun will yell stuff like "don't come near me!" but then if they aren't around he's like "why aren't they here?!" * aiba was falling in and out of sleep on the train and eventually got his head stuck in the closing doors. nino who saw this, acted as if he didn't know aiba and got off at his own stop and left. * during sho's jr days, there were orikis waiting around for him. but a few jr's that left first saw the orikis and were like "don't ditch school!" then another jr was like "if you miss school i'm going to kick your @$$!" and then sho pops out from behind and says to the jr's "that's too weak, you have to use something stronger than that!" (remember sho had a famous temper when he was a jr) * during a concert tour ohno was drunk and holding a cup of instant noodles. he kept going around to the jr's getting pissed and yelling "WHERE IS THE CUP OF INSTANT NOODLES?!" the jr's went to go tell sho. * MAD who was totally tension up during the korean con, they were supposed to hurry and follow arashi off the stage but were too busy throwing peace signs so sho got upset and was like "I SAID TO HURRY UP!" * jun called ohno one day to go eat ramyun, he begged and begged but ohno declined because it was too troublesome. but then one day ohno's magazine shoot got delayed so he was home doing nothing. he wanted to eat ramyun and thought of jun. but it was too troublesome to go out so instead he drew jun's face on a piece of paper and sat eating ramyun while looking at it. * when jun got cast for hana yori dango, he was somewhat dissapointed that he wasn't cast as rui. when he found out he was cast he thought to himself, "they are deffinitely casting me to be rui!" * while sleeping something jumped on jun. he foudn out it was actually a pile of clothes. his drawers collapsed on itself and some of the clothes piled on top of his drawer fell and nearly killed him. * during high school nino had an important math test. he studied harder than he had ever studied. out of 100, he received 26. eventually his teacher said to take a different test for a different class to replace that grade. * ohno sleeps with his eyes half open, sometimes he sleeps with his eyes completely open. * aiba has said that sho said that sho will pluck his leg hairs and give it to aiba. * during nino's jr days, he would tell his manager that he's so damn awesome that nino's mother would apologize every time nino's manager would drop him off at home. * nino went to aiba's house to hang out so much during their jr days that aiba's grandfather would tell nino that the two should just get married * nino was eating dinner with his mother when nino farted, and it surprised his mother so much that she dropped her spoon, and even their dog got surprised that he started barking * there was a sale going on in nino's neighborhood, so nino's mom asked that nino go to it since nino has bigger hands than his mother and could grab more. but nino declined with the reason..."i'm an idol!" * nino went to his grandmother's house, and his grandmother was sleeping. nino's mother touched grandmother's breast and was like "kimochi!" and told nino to touch it too (okasan! T_T) * during a nagoya concert right before it was time to sleep nino came out after his shower, and in just his boxers started to imitate ohno's solo performance. that night all the members refused to sleep with nino. * nino lost his way back stage during arashi's first concert. * nino is known to be able to sleep anywhere. one day he fell asleep next to the river bank, for 6 hours at that! * aiba wanted to shower after a concert but there was no place to shower. so he washed himself in the sink. nino took a picture of this and set it as his cell's wallpaper. * one time jun and sho got caught coming out of a hotel together, but the thing was jun was totally embarassed looking and his face was bright red (?!) * when they first debuted, originally they were supposed to wear various bright colored shorts with the see through clothes. but them members all refused bc they would look like power rangers. * jun went to ohno's house (ohno lives far away from tokyo) and called ohno asking for ohno to let him in, but ohno wouldn't let him at all, so eventually jun had to leave. * when ohno has a free day and receives a call, the first ring he thinks about it before answering and then on the second ring he'll answer. the first ring is the time he has to think about answering it or not depending on if he's too lazy to go out or not. * during when ohno was a jr, smap was famous for having LONG LONG talk sessions. ohno slightly fell asleep during smap's talk session, but when he woke up the 1st concert was over and they were already preparing for the 2nd one. * when sho make jokes and it's not funny or doesn't receive laughs from the members, in the end he makes everyone laugh with self inflicting injuries. (falling etc) the members also say they prefer this. * aiba came home late but his mother was throwing up in the bathroom. he was like whatever but then he heard her screaming. he found his mother had pressed the wrong buttom and there was clean water spewing out of toilet onto his mother's face. aiba started laughing really hard at this. * during a concert awhile ago, aiba popped out with some stage accessory or something, and in the process he bumped his head on it and his head started to bleed * during a concert when nino was a jr his hand got stuck on the stage that pops up and down, and broke almost all his bones in his wrist * after the concert nino had to use the bathroom so badly. while the members were on stage yelling thank you after the encore, nino sat in the bathroom and yelled this through his mic. * during when sho was a jr, for one week he went to 5 concerts a day as a backdancer. at the end of the week his kneecap and ankles were so swollen he could barely walk. * during a show aiba was asked when he mother was the scariest. he responded that it was the time that yusuke (his brother) pissed off his mother, and so his mother was holding yusuke out the window from the 2nd floor, almost throwing him out completely. * while coming out of a famous ginza yakiniku restaurant, ohno drunk AGAIN, nearly fell to the ground but sho caught him just in time. (cinderella!~) * once nino walked out after training during his junior days. some fans were watching him from afar. it was snowing that day. as soon as nino walked up he lifted his head to the sky and then opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. he stood like that eating snow for a bit. * during sho's jr days, his fans used to say that sho thought all girls were HIS fan. so once sho assumed this one girl following him was his fan, so in order to teach her lesson, since you aren't supposed to stalk the guys, sho hit her with his umbrella. it so happened she wasn't a fan. * sho was sleeping and ohno was near by. in his sleep sho suddenly says, "put aiba to sleep, put aiba to sleep~~~~" * aiba was going #2 in the bathroom. the door suddenly opened and he worried about what part to cover. (since he is sitting on the toilet) he decided, since he is an idol, he has to cover his face, so that's what he did. * jun cried watching lord of the rings * a long time ago aiba's mother threw his michael jordan shoes out the window. he went to pick them up, crying the whole time. * sho liked tangerines so much so one day he ate so many tangerines that he ended up wetting his bed. from that day forward tangerines were out lawed at sho's house. * arashi was riding the elevator at nhk and when the elevator doors opened a cleaning lady was waiting to get in. as soon as she saw arashi she yelled out, "Ah it's morning musume!" * during their jr days aiba and nino went to shinjuku and aiba got surrounded by gangsters. nino acted like he didn't know aiba at all and completly ignored him. * when nino and aiba went out to eat, instead of sitting facing one another they sat next to one another so the waiter hella stared at them weird. * with his own mouth, nino said that after seeing his acting he's positive that he's the kimura takuya #2 * once when sho went to the conveniance store there were girl students going crazy over yamaP. they were looking at some magazine. because sho wanted to show off his kouhai he told the girls, "he's a really close kouhai of mine!" but the problem is the girls didn't know who he was. * after sho's little brother shu saw kisarazu, he started to call sho bambi * when sho first got into college he didn't know how to tie a neck tie. the person that showed him how to was nino. * during film events this year nino wore out a lot of channel clothing. sho picked all those out. * during when yamaP & kame were filming nobuta. they fell upon sho backstage. sho was on the phone and the first person he was talking, he was talking so respectively. then the second phone call he was talking down to as if it were a friend. so yamaP & kame decided that the first person was johnny & the second person was probably his manager. after sho got off the phone they were so curious so they asked sho who it was. it so happens the first person was his manager and the second person was johnny. * NHK has like a channel about the country. like government related channel i think. (or maybe a show?) anyway he was watching that and he would cluck his tongue watching it. but the thing is...he was 15-16!
arashi.vox.com/library/post/slight-updatedarashi-incidents.html
Which has HILARIOUS arashi moments such as during a concert tour ohno was drunk and holding a cup of instant noodles. he kept going around to the jr's getting pissed and yelling "WHERE IS THE CUP OF INSTANT NOODLES?!" the jr's went to go tell sho.
Its a bit old, but HAHAHA
i laughed so much i nearly cried!!
vox closed so i copy/pasted them here so i wont loose them * during sho's press conference during the time he started keio, the fans were all yelling and screaming and in front of journalists and fans and his fellow students sho yelled out "URUSE!" * the last train out had arrived but ohno just stood on the platform looking into space until someone asked him "aren't you going to get on?" in which he replied, "AH! thank you" and got on * sho & ohno went to go drink at a izakaya. they knew the owner of the izakaya, so the two of them, the owner, and the owner's friend were drinking together. but instead of talking to the group, sho and ohno kept whispering amongst themselves and talking with their faces really close. it was to the point where the owner of the friend asked, "even if they are friends, do friends talk that close to one another?" * ohno was in front of a convenience store completely drunk, staggering back and fort. suddenly sho came out of the conbini with a bottle of water. sho takes a hold of a drunken ohno and the two say something to one another and walk away laughing. * during their junior days, the juniors decided to throw takki a surprise birthday party, but takki found out about it. they failed in surprising him, and jun was so dissapointed he cried in the hallway. * aiba went over to sho's house, and found that the toilet was automatic. he was so amused by this that he kept playing with it and eventually broke it. * nino and sho were sleeping in the same bed, but sho's snoring was so loud that nino assumed he was really tired, and so he put on headphones in order to sleep. * when ohno was drunk he demanded from his mother, "where is june's shampoo?!" (六月のshampoo) * after sho got 4 of his wisdom teeth pulled, he actually kept it and has it on display in his room. * during a concert this one fan got really excited bc ohno was right in front of her, so she lifted her arms in the air (and from what the fans say) ohno saw her hairy armpits and immediately turned around and left. * when there are hella orikis (like... hard core fans) around jun will yell stuff like "don't come near me!" but then if they aren't around he's like "why aren't they here?!" * aiba was falling in and out of sleep on the train and eventually got his head stuck in the closing doors. nino who saw this, acted as if he didn't know aiba and got off at his own stop and left. * during sho's jr days, there were orikis waiting around for him. but a few jr's that left first saw the orikis and were like "don't ditch school!" then another jr was like "if you miss school i'm going to kick your @$$!" and then sho pops out from behind and says to the jr's "that's too weak, you have to use something stronger than that!" (remember sho had a famous temper when he was a jr) * during a concert tour ohno was drunk and holding a cup of instant noodles. he kept going around to the jr's getting pissed and yelling "WHERE IS THE CUP OF INSTANT NOODLES?!" the jr's went to go tell sho. * MAD who was totally tension up during the korean con, they were supposed to hurry and follow arashi off the stage but were too busy throwing peace signs so sho got upset and was like "I SAID TO HURRY UP!" * jun called ohno one day to go eat ramyun, he begged and begged but ohno declined because it was too troublesome. but then one day ohno's magazine shoot got delayed so he was home doing nothing. he wanted to eat ramyun and thought of jun. but it was too troublesome to go out so instead he drew jun's face on a piece of paper and sat eating ramyun while looking at it. * when jun got cast for hana yori dango, he was somewhat dissapointed that he wasn't cast as rui. when he found out he was cast he thought to himself, "they are deffinitely casting me to be rui!" * while sleeping something jumped on jun. he foudn out it was actually a pile of clothes. his drawers collapsed on itself and some of the clothes piled on top of his drawer fell and nearly killed him. * during high school nino had an important math test. he studied harder than he had ever studied. out of 100, he received 26. eventually his teacher said to take a different test for a different class to replace that grade. * ohno sleeps with his eyes half open, sometimes he sleeps with his eyes completely open. * aiba has said that sho said that sho will pluck his leg hairs and give it to aiba. * during nino's jr days, he would tell his manager that he's so damn awesome that nino's mother would apologize every time nino's manager would drop him off at home. * nino went to aiba's house to hang out so much during their jr days that aiba's grandfather would tell nino that the two should just get married * nino was eating dinner with his mother when nino farted, and it surprised his mother so much that she dropped her spoon, and even their dog got surprised that he started barking * there was a sale going on in nino's neighborhood, so nino's mom asked that nino go to it since nino has bigger hands than his mother and could grab more. but nino declined with the reason..."i'm an idol!" * nino went to his grandmother's house, and his grandmother was sleeping. nino's mother touched grandmother's breast and was like "kimochi!" and told nino to touch it too (okasan! T_T) * during a nagoya concert right before it was time to sleep nino came out after his shower, and in just his boxers started to imitate ohno's solo performance. that night all the members refused to sleep with nino. * nino lost his way back stage during arashi's first concert. * nino is known to be able to sleep anywhere. one day he fell asleep next to the river bank, for 6 hours at that! * aiba wanted to shower after a concert but there was no place to shower. so he washed himself in the sink. nino took a picture of this and set it as his cell's wallpaper. * one time jun and sho got caught coming out of a hotel together, but the thing was jun was totally embarassed looking and his face was bright red (?!) * when they first debuted, originally they were supposed to wear various bright colored shorts with the see through clothes. but them members all refused bc they would look like power rangers. * jun went to ohno's house (ohno lives far away from tokyo) and called ohno asking for ohno to let him in, but ohno wouldn't let him at all, so eventually jun had to leave. * when ohno has a free day and receives a call, the first ring he thinks about it before answering and then on the second ring he'll answer. the first ring is the time he has to think about answering it or not depending on if he's too lazy to go out or not. * during when ohno was a jr, smap was famous for having LONG LONG talk sessions. ohno slightly fell asleep during smap's talk session, but when he woke up the 1st concert was over and they were already preparing for the 2nd one. * when sho make jokes and it's not funny or doesn't receive laughs from the members, in the end he makes everyone laugh with self inflicting injuries. (falling etc) the members also say they prefer this. * aiba came home late but his mother was throwing up in the bathroom. he was like whatever but then he heard her screaming. he found his mother had pressed the wrong buttom and there was clean water spewing out of toilet onto his mother's face. aiba started laughing really hard at this. * during a concert awhile ago, aiba popped out with some stage accessory or something, and in the process he bumped his head on it and his head started to bleed * during a concert when nino was a jr his hand got stuck on the stage that pops up and down, and broke almost all his bones in his wrist * after the concert nino had to use the bathroom so badly. while the members were on stage yelling thank you after the encore, nino sat in the bathroom and yelled this through his mic. * during when sho was a jr, for one week he went to 5 concerts a day as a backdancer. at the end of the week his kneecap and ankles were so swollen he could barely walk. * during a show aiba was asked when he mother was the scariest. he responded that it was the time that yusuke (his brother) pissed off his mother, and so his mother was holding yusuke out the window from the 2nd floor, almost throwing him out completely. * while coming out of a famous ginza yakiniku restaurant, ohno drunk AGAIN, nearly fell to the ground but sho caught him just in time. (cinderella!~) * once nino walked out after training during his junior days. some fans were watching him from afar. it was snowing that day. as soon as nino walked up he lifted his head to the sky and then opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. he stood like that eating snow for a bit. * during sho's jr days, his fans used to say that sho thought all girls were HIS fan. so once sho assumed this one girl following him was his fan, so in order to teach her lesson, since you aren't supposed to stalk the guys, sho hit her with his umbrella. it so happened she wasn't a fan. * sho was sleeping and ohno was near by. in his sleep sho suddenly says, "put aiba to sleep, put aiba to sleep~~~~" * aiba was going #2 in the bathroom. the door suddenly opened and he worried about what part to cover. (since he is sitting on the toilet) he decided, since he is an idol, he has to cover his face, so that's what he did. * jun cried watching lord of the rings * a long time ago aiba's mother threw his michael jordan shoes out the window. he went to pick them up, crying the whole time. * sho liked tangerines so much so one day he ate so many tangerines that he ended up wetting his bed. from that day forward tangerines were out lawed at sho's house. * arashi was riding the elevator at nhk and when the elevator doors opened a cleaning lady was waiting to get in. as soon as she saw arashi she yelled out, "Ah it's morning musume!" * during their jr days aiba and nino went to shinjuku and aiba got surrounded by gangsters. nino acted like he didn't know aiba at all and completly ignored him. * when nino and aiba went out to eat, instead of sitting facing one another they sat next to one another so the waiter hella stared at them weird. * with his own mouth, nino said that after seeing his acting he's positive that he's the kimura takuya #2 * once when sho went to the conveniance store there were girl students going crazy over yamaP. they were looking at some magazine. because sho wanted to show off his kouhai he told the girls, "he's a really close kouhai of mine!" but the problem is the girls didn't know who he was. * after sho's little brother shu saw kisarazu, he started to call sho bambi * when sho first got into college he didn't know how to tie a neck tie. the person that showed him how to was nino. * during film events this year nino wore out a lot of channel clothing. sho picked all those out. * during when yamaP & kame were filming nobuta. they fell upon sho backstage. sho was on the phone and the first person he was talking, he was talking so respectively. then the second phone call he was talking down to as if it were a friend. so yamaP & kame decided that the first person was johnny & the second person was probably his manager. after sho got off the phone they were so curious so they asked sho who it was. it so happens the first person was his manager and the second person was johnny. * NHK has like a channel about the country. like government related channel i think. (or maybe a show?) anyway he was watching that and he would cluck his tongue watching it. but the thing is...he was 15-16!