Hentai Dana~
Title: Hentai Dana~
Author: Arashiku's Michi
Pairing: Sakuraiba, Slight Ohmiya
Genre: Romance, Comedy?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Dont but I will one day. I will.
Summary: Aiba is moving in with Sho. But something totally unexpected turns up the next day and Sho is utterly confused and surprised about it. This is strange...
Dedicated To: saku062(Saku-chan), kiah_1(Kiah-chan), amh1988(Ami-chan), yuriski(Yuri-chan), and irawrrx33(Rawr-chan)
A/N: I was suddenly inspired to write Sakuraiba by saku062's one-shot and just to write by a song. The song is Brother My Brother. I heard it on the first Pokemon movie XD See how bored I was? I watched Pokemon! And I got all tear eyed at the end when Ash sacrificed himself LMAO! XD Haha. I'm so weird but I'm proud of it<3 ^^ You should read saku-chan's one-shot! It's good :O And listen to Brother My Brother! It's a really good meaningful sweet song >< Hehe :) But now that I listened to it hella lot of times without stop..I'm getting tired of it XD Haha :P I always do that :DD
-Beginning-
"Okaa-san, who was that on the phone?" Sho asked as he emerged from the hot steamy shower. He was getting dressed and the phone suddenly rang.
"Sho..Come here, we need to talk." His mother said and patted on the seat next to her.
Sho did as he was told. He felt so confused. What was wrong? What was that phone call about? "Okaa-san, what happened? What do you want to talk about?.."
"Aiba-kun's parents just called and they said they were moving overseas tomorrow morning..Did Aiba-kun tell you yet? Sho? Sho! Where are you going?! Sho!" Before he heard his mother out Sho had already been out the door and running over to Aiba's house.
Masaki! Masaki! No this isn't happening! We-we just started dating two weeks ago..Why didn't you tell me?! You can't leave me!..You can't!
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Sho was standing quietly in front of the Aibas' house. He approached the door and was about to ring the door bell when a figure slammed the door in his face and he fell over rubbing his bruised nose.
"Ittai.."
"Eh? Sho-Sho-chan?! Daijoubu? I'm really sorry! Are you okay?" The figure helped Sho up with his free hand. He was holding a garbage bag in the other. "Sho-chan, hontou ni gomen! Is your nose okay? Hehe, you look like Rudolph!" Aiba chuckled as Sho rubbed his nose one last time before pausing to stare at Aiba.
"Masaki..You're-you're not really moving are you?" That was the first thing he could say. He prayed to the heavens that it wasn't true.
"Moving? Haha, Sho-chan I think you've got it wrong! My parents are moving there. Not me. I'm staying." The carefree man smiled at the shocked lad whose face was as cute as it can get.
"Eh? You're staying? Really?!"
"Un. When my parents and your mom were talking on the phone, mom and dad said that I'd be moving in with you. They talked it all out already and your mom said it would be terrific if I moved in with you guys!"
Sho nearly fainted. He sighed in relief as the taller man looked at him curiously. "You scared me there for a second. I should have listened to what my mom was saying before running over here! I should get-wait what? You're moving in?! Why didn't you tell me?"
"Well, Sho-chan if you calm down right now you would remember that I just said our parents just finished discussing it and I just found out. Mou, Sho-chan you're so cute when you're like this. Maybe I should scare you more often~"
"Stop joking around, Masaki. What were you going to do before you hit my nose anyways?"
"Taking out the garbage. You wanna do it for me?" Aiba held the bag up in Sho's face.
He coughed a little. "No thanks. Smelling that already made me dizzy."
"If you're dizzy come in and have a seat. My parents probably want to see you again before they leave."
"Masaki, I slept over at your house last night. I just got home from your house. Isn't it enough for today?"
"But Sho-chan I'm so excited for tomorrow I can't not stare at your face! But if you have to go do I get a kiss? Come on, Sho-chan just one tiny kiss." Aiba begged his companion with his hands clasped together.
"Fine." And Sho pecked Aiba on the cheek for almost two seconds before pulling away.
"Eh? That's it?"
"Yes, now goodbye, Masaki. And when you start living with us, please don't talk to my mom about us having children again. She keeps nagging me now to get her grandkids like Nino's mom does whenever we go to his house with Ohno."
"Why? I want to have kids with Sho-chan!" The younger member of Arashi yelled as heads turned to stare at Sho. Two guys talking about having kids in public caught their attentions.
"Masaki, you know what...We'll talk about that tomorrow okay? You're making us stand out and people are staring. Just throw away the garbage and go back inside before someone recognizes us, okay?" Sho started off before Aiba called out to him in a cheery voice.
"Bye bye Sho-chan!"
"Goodbye, Masaki." He mumbled before running home.
That night neither of the two could sleep.
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Ding dong!
Sho's door bell rang three times in a row before the lad had even gotten off of his bed. "Hn, who is it so early in the morning.." The door swung open and someone was standing outside with luggages. "Who-Who are you?"
Out there was a beautiful girl. She looked around the age of eighteen to twenty years old. The girl had long black flowing hair that ended a bit over her shoulders. The tips had been curled and high lighted in a natural gree color. She was wearing jean shorts that came to her mid thighs and a long sleeved v-neck shirt. The shirt was decorated with green and red specks. Around her neck was a shiny, colorful necklace that spelled out Arashi. The mysterious girl was smiling happily. She wasn't wearing any makeup yet her long dark eyelashes stood out and her pink lips captivated Sho in the least perverted way possible.
She was skinny and had a great figure despite the huge bag of fast food in her hands
"Sho-chan that's mean. It's me, Masaki."
"Masaki?!?!" Sho was absolutely positively one hundred percent exasperated. Yes, Aiba was girly and could be a very pretty girl if he was dressed up the right way but this was too real. He was so beautiful...How did this happen? It's impossible..
But there was one problem he had just noticed. Aiba he..
He had breasts.(Haha I typed in breats at first XD LOL. Breats XP)
"Ma-Masaki..?"
"What's wrong Sho-chan? You look pale. Daijoubu?" Aiba put down his---her--luggage and went over to examine Sho. She put a hand on his forehead.
"No-nothing! But let me ask you one thing." He had a serious expression on. Aiba cocked her head to the side and smiled.
"Sure, what is it?"
Sho's hands moved about and he poked a finger at Aiba's chest. "Are those real? How did you get these?"
"Mou, Sho-chan! You pervert!" Aiba blushed and swatted Sho's hand away. "I was born with these thank you very much. And of course they're real! I'm a girl, Sho-chan! What is with you this morning?" She began to drag her stuff into the house.
"Sho! Is that Masa-chan? Hurry up and help her with her things!" Sho's mother yelled from inside the kitchen.
"Okay, here you go Sho-chan. I'll go help your mom. Okaa-san, do you need any help?" Aiba said as she entered the kitchen leaving Sho to stand there.
"What is with HIM this morning?..Girl makeup, girl clothing, a wig, and breasts!..I should take him to a medical center before he becomes even more of a baka and runs across the city naked. Ha, and he even said that he was born with breasts and that he is a girl. That's funny. As funny as saying Nino is Ohno's wife and just gave birth to a baby boy.." Sho mumbled to himself as he moved Aiba's luggage into the vacant room.
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"So, Masa-chan has Sho been mean to you at all. You can tell me and I'll be sure to give him a lecture." Sho's mother said to Aiba.
"Oh yes Sho-chan's a very big meanie and he's gotten so perverted." Aiba complained to her heart's content.
"What? But you're the one whose mean and perverted! Masaki, you're dressed up as a girl and you got BREASTS. How can I be perverted when you're like this? What's happened to you?" Sho shook his head in concern and his mother glared at him.
"Sho-chan, I hate you! What's happened to me? What's happened? Have you forgotten?"
"Forgotten what?.."
"You've forgotten just like that huh?! How could you..?"
"Are you okay, Masaki because this girl side of you is really starting to scare me..."
"SHO!!" His mother growled menacingly.
"I knew I should have never fell in love with a heartless jerk like you! You-You just forgot in one night that I'm pregnant with your baby! YOU-YOU!! I hate you! You're the one who told me to move in. You're the one who got me pregnant in the first place! You know what? Forget it. I'm leaving!! And don't ever let me see your face again!!!" And like that she stormed out of the kitchen wiht loud stomping footsteps and sniffling.
Sho was too shocked to do anything. "Eh? B-B-Baby?!?!?! What is he talking about, okaa-san?"
"Masa-chan, come back! Gomen ne! Masa-chan ignore my idiotic son please! Forgive him!! Masa-chan!" His mother called after Aiba and ran after the crying girl.
"What? What is going on now?! My head hurts.."
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"WAH!!" Sho suddenly awoke in a frightened state, drops of sweat sliding down his face. The other members immediately ran over to see what was wrong.
"Sho-chan? What's wrong? Daijoubu? You're sweating a lot..Did you have a nightmare? Yosh, yosh. Daijoubu daiyo. I'm here. It's okay." Aiba embraced Sho's shaking body.
"What? Nightmare...Masaki! You-you-"
"Hai Sho-chan? I what?" The others listened intently. Even Jun was interested in what was happening. Ohno was worried about Sho and Nino just followed Ohno.
"-You don't have breasts! And you're not a girl! Yokatta!!!" Sho cried into Aiba's shoulders as the younger boy stood there awkwardly and blushed.
Jun, Nino, and even Ohno laughed out loud. "Hahahaha!! Sho what kind of 'dream' did you even have??!" Nino banged his fists against the table.
"Sho-kun, you're funny." Ohno chuckled and smiled his lop sided smile.
"Sho, Aiba doesn't have breasts. And he is not a girl. HA!!" Jun held his stomach.
"Sho-chan, what were you thinking, mou! Of course I don't have breasts. Otoko daiyo! I'm not a girl..This is embarrassing..At least nobody else heard you but us."
"You are wrong in that, Aiba-kun. I just had that all on tape. We're gonna air this and the fans will love it! I will give this to the director right now alright? Get ready! I'll be right back."
"EHH?!?!?!?!?" Aiba and Sho screamed running after their manager.
Nino laughed even and eventually fell onto the floor, rolling around. Ohno tried to help Nino up because the lad laughed somuch he accidentally hit his head on the chair. Jun was laughing at everyone else by now. He was the by stander who got to see a good show today.
"Arigatou gozaimasu." Jun grinned before preparing. He fixed his clothing and scolded Nino for wrinkling the shirt. "Ohno help him iron the shirt!"
"Ah, oh hai!" Ohno went to search for an iron. He found it and plugged it in then walked towards Nino. He was about to iron Nino's shirt when Nino straightened himself and pushed Ohno's hands away.
"Oh-chan, if you iron the shirt when I'm still wearing it then you'd kill me!"
"Ah, gomen, Nino..."
"It's okay. Let me take the shirt off first." And Nino stripped in front of Ohno and Jun. Ohno was day dreaming again with the iron in his hand threatening to drop onto Nino's foot. Jun rolled his eyes and looked away.
He quietly mumbled. "Stripper."
"What was that Jun?"
"Nothing.." He replied.
On the other hand Sho and Aiba were still running after their manager.
"Ah, he's just over there!" Sho ran even faster than before and caught up with their manager. "No wait! don't give that to him! No, onegaishimasu manager-san! Onegai! It'll be so embarrassing.
"Eh? But it was so funny and the fans would totally dig the fanservice."
"That's not funny!"
"Sou, sou. I don't want people to know that Sho-chan said that. It would ruin his image! You can't do this manager-san! Onegai!" Aiba bowed his head.
"Aiba..It's-it's okay. Hold your head up...Alright I won't give it to him but I'm going to show it to the rest of the jimusho." The man grinned.
"Eh?~Manager-san, you'r too mean, mou. But fine."
"Alright now go get ready. We're about to air soon. And straighten your clothes up. Sho here wrinkled it. And oh yeah Sho, your clothes are also wrinkled. Go fix it before you get yelled at! Go go!" He scolded them and walked away calmly.
"Ah yokatta." Aiba sighed in relief and smiled at Sho sweetly.
"Masaki...Thank you."
"No problem. Come on Sho-chan let's go fix our wrinkly clothes!"
"A-ah!"
Since that day Sho had never forgotten that one hell of a dream and neither has Aiba forgotten this incident.
I can't believe I had a dream like that..Masaki..a girl with breasts..But I'm glad I didn't mention the pregnant part to them.. Sho thought as he and Aiba ran back to the dressing room.
Aiba was also thinking. Ahh, Sho-chan had a dream about me!! Kawaii~But me as a girl..with breasts? Hm, sometimes I just don't get what Sho-chan thinks about... Hentai dana~
-End-
A/N
Ahh that was my Sakuraiba oneshot >,< I wanted to write Sakuraiba but I didn't have any ideas to write so this crap came out XD There is absolutely no meaning or plot really? :P Its just something stupid and random I made up. But I hope someone likes it anyways :D
Comments are a part of your love for Sakuraiba~ Arigatou na<3
Andddd here we go.
DEDICATED TO: saku062(Saku-chan), kiah_1(Kiah-chan), amh1988(Ami-chan), yuriski(Yuri-chan), irawrrx33(Rawr-chan)
Thank you for your awesome fics and for being such awesome friends ^^ And also thank you Yuri-chan for always being here! :D I know you're probably not a fan of Sakuraiba but I wanted to dedicate it to you :)
Anyways :P I CANT wait for VS Arashi next week >< DANGIT! I'm losing it! I wanna watch it SOOO bad already D: Grrr have to wait so long =3=
Coming: Dreams Do Come True Chapter 7, Aiba's Dilemna(I'm going to end it soon sorry!), Takayama fic for Jen, Yamachii fic for Yuri-chan, Fic for Aya-chan(Ahh I dont know what pairing she likes can someone help me out here? D:), and Chapter two of my other fic on other account
I have listed them out but be warned: I WILL TAKE FOREVER TO DO EVEN ONE! You should know that if you've read my previous fics XD haha I'm lazy and I get bored easily. So I start it a little then stop. Ahh when will I finish everything up there XP Oh if there is one you see that you're interested in you can tell me and I'll do that first ^^ But I'll probably fail it and disappoint you in the end...XD haha oh well :33
Anyways, Chinen was so cute in School Kakumei >< He is the cutest thing I've seen today :)
VS ARASHI!!! O.O <---gonna go crazy soon XD
Love You Guys<3 ^_______^ Comments are a sign of your love for Sakuraiba! :D LOL. :P
Ahh I wonder what Sho and Aiba would think if they read this...XD That would be funny and interesting not to mentions cute to see how they react! >< Ahh waiting for NYC Boys on Heyx3 to be on somewhere so ic an watch it! D: Oh and one last thing:
I LOVE ARASHIIIIII!!!!!! Arigatou!!!!!!<3 Arashi SAIKOU!!!!!! HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSAY GUYS ^^ If you have anything to say about Arashi go ahead and share the love to all Arashi members :D
Okays Aibaba bye and Ohnono nye for now~ :33 Cya!!! :)
~Michi Desu :D (Not Emi!) Emi is working on Second Chance Chapter 7 though but her mom's yelling at her to get off computer and so she is off before her mom yells at her again :P Ganbatte Emi with your chappie ^___^