Shikudai-Kun: The Lost Episode [Drabble]
Title: Shikudai-kun: The Lost Episode
Rating ?
Author: An MSN conversation is the Author. Not us...lol (arashijun & lonelyxlovers )
Chapter: Drabble
Pairing: None
Genre: Crack (is there even a rating fro crack? haha)
Word Count: 876
Disclamer: We own the plot. JE owns Arashi. And now Arashi is going to own my wallet. If I/we did own Arashi, things would be different.
Summary: It was a deleted scene, a very long deleted scene. So they decided they'd make an episode out of it but they couldn't because it was too violent. (okay s this is a bad summary. But I have no idea's and this was maryam's decription of it while we talked on MSN. So deal with it. Lol)
A/n: I was reading Photoshigenic, and I saw the part where Shige got scrached by a koala. Since we where talking on MSN, I mentioned this then it just went full blown out conversation about koalas then I made a comment about Arashi and this crack fic was born! This thing is just so messed up its not even funny. If you want to see the MSN conversation you can go here since I thought this conversation/fic just needed to be seen together.
It was another day of filming for Arashi. It was for Shudai-kun. Filming had started off great, everything was fun and happy. Ogura-san and signaled for an animal trainer to bring out a cute animal causing Aiba to get even more hyper (if that was even possible). It was a cute baby koala, couldn’t have been more than a few months old.
When asked who wanted to hold it first no one said anything. Granted Aiba was EXCATIC to see such a cute furry animal, but he had seen shows on TV, and as much as he liked to experiment, koalas could be very temperamental, and he would like to keep his face in one piece.
With little activity on Arashi’s part the host decided to just hand it off to Jun, who took it gently. Jun was as calm as could be, and he lets the koala cling to him, after all that’s why baby’s do, they cling.
Suddenly happy, the koala started to crawl all over Jun causing the audience to laugh at a few of Jun’s wiry faces. At some point the koala ended up in Jun’s hair (the hair stylist had given him the same hairstyle as the Crazy Moon PV). Trying no to panic, he did his best to get the koala down from his head.
Not wanting that and loving Jun’s hair so much the koala started to pull on it hoping that it would get him to stop. Since this was doing the opposite effect Jun started to freak out a bit. Finally getting the little crazy creature, or so as Jun put it later after filming, he handed it over to Nino. He was ready to kill it.
He wasn’t very fond of it from the get-go. He admitted that it was cute and fluffily (cant forget the fluffy) but the whole idea of it being able to claw off his face if enraged did not sit well with him. But when he tried to give the koala off to Aiba it had already clung to his shirt and wouldn’t let go.
Nino was getting annoyed with the persistent thing and just as he got it off him off flew his DS from his jacket pocket landing on the stage with a loud cracking thump. Forgetting all that was around him Nino went to make sure his baby (other than Ohno) was okay only to glare back at the ‘thing’ in Aiba’s arms.
He started to stomp back over ready to kill when Aiba pouted and hid behind Ohno with the little guy. “You cant hurt him!” he yelled franticly. “You can’t hurt, Ai-chan!”
Nino crossed his arms, “Oh I wont hurt him.” He said then a smirk formed on his face. “I’ll just put it out of it’s misery.”
Aiba held back tears as he held onto Ai-chan. “No~! He did nothing wrong. It was an accident Nino, honest. I’ll buy you a new one.”
Nino tapped his foot inpatient and he glared at the man behind his good ‘friend’ Ohno.
“Nino.” Ohno said calmly, just sit down. I’m sure it was an accident.”
Nino stared at him for a moment, growled, then sat back down next to Jun.
Aiba was still hiding behind Ohno when Sho turned and put a hand on his shoulder. “You can get up now, Aiba-chan. I think Nino’s killing streak has died down for a bit.”
“Keep that thing away form me!” He pointed at Aiba and Ai-chan.
“Ai-chan didn’t mean it, Sho-chan.” He pouted some more.
Aiba soon got up though and went off to play with Ai-chan to cheer himself up while the rest of Arashi talked. After a bit he started to pester Sho to come and play with them. He couldn’t deny Aiba for long because he soon was sitting with Aiba and the koala having a pretty damn good time that is until….
There was a loud rip. And everything went silent. Aiba started at Sho shocked. Sho on the other hand had his eye shut tight his fists balled up till his knuckles where white. Finally being brave enough to take a peek he nearly died to see his favorite shit ripped right down the middle.
Ohno had look taken his place to nap on the Shikudai-kun couch. So once Sho had pretty much stormed off the set to not only giving up filming for the day but to go change. Aiba had followed him leaving the cute koala, which seemed to be causing a bunch of problems, behind. Jun and Nino had backed away when the ‘creature’ looked at them mumbling “Stay away from me, dammit!”
Seeing no love from the two, Ai-chan made his way to Ohno who was sleeping peacefully. He climbed up to the man’s stomach and looked at him curiously.
Ohno opened his eyes and glanced at the koala then at Jun and Nino who where keeping as much distance as possible. He then looked back at the koala pat it gently on the head and went back to sleep. Taking Ohno as an exampled Ai-chan did the same and curled up on Ohno’s stomach and went to sleep as well, looking once again as innocent as it really wasn’t.
Rating ?
Author: An MSN conversation is the Author. Not us...lol (arashijun & lonelyxlovers )
Chapter: Drabble
Pairing: None
Genre: Crack (is there even a rating fro crack? haha)
Word Count: 876
Disclamer: We own the plot. JE owns Arashi. And now Arashi is going to own my wallet. If I/we did own Arashi, things would be different.
Summary: It was a deleted scene, a very long deleted scene. So they decided they'd make an episode out of it but they couldn't because it was too violent. (okay s this is a bad summary. But I have no idea's and this was maryam's decription of it while we talked on MSN. So deal with it. Lol)
A/n: I was reading Photoshigenic, and I saw the part where Shige got scrached by a koala. Since we where talking on MSN, I mentioned this then it just went full blown out conversation about koalas then I made a comment about Arashi and this crack fic was born! This thing is just so messed up its not even funny. If you want to see the MSN conversation you can go here since I thought this conversation/fic just needed to be seen together.
It was another day of filming for Arashi. It was for Shudai-kun. Filming had started off great, everything was fun and happy. Ogura-san and signaled for an animal trainer to bring out a cute animal causing Aiba to get even more hyper (if that was even possible). It was a cute baby koala, couldn’t have been more than a few months old.
When asked who wanted to hold it first no one said anything. Granted Aiba was EXCATIC to see such a cute furry animal, but he had seen shows on TV, and as much as he liked to experiment, koalas could be very temperamental, and he would like to keep his face in one piece.
With little activity on Arashi’s part the host decided to just hand it off to Jun, who took it gently. Jun was as calm as could be, and he lets the koala cling to him, after all that’s why baby’s do, they cling.
Suddenly happy, the koala started to crawl all over Jun causing the audience to laugh at a few of Jun’s wiry faces. At some point the koala ended up in Jun’s hair (the hair stylist had given him the same hairstyle as the Crazy Moon PV). Trying no to panic, he did his best to get the koala down from his head.
Not wanting that and loving Jun’s hair so much the koala started to pull on it hoping that it would get him to stop. Since this was doing the opposite effect Jun started to freak out a bit. Finally getting the little crazy creature, or so as Jun put it later after filming, he handed it over to Nino. He was ready to kill it.
He wasn’t very fond of it from the get-go. He admitted that it was cute and fluffily (cant forget the fluffy) but the whole idea of it being able to claw off his face if enraged did not sit well with him. But when he tried to give the koala off to Aiba it had already clung to his shirt and wouldn’t let go.
Nino was getting annoyed with the persistent thing and just as he got it off him off flew his DS from his jacket pocket landing on the stage with a loud cracking thump. Forgetting all that was around him Nino went to make sure his baby (other than Ohno) was okay only to glare back at the ‘thing’ in Aiba’s arms.
He started to stomp back over ready to kill when Aiba pouted and hid behind Ohno with the little guy. “You cant hurt him!” he yelled franticly. “You can’t hurt, Ai-chan!”
Nino crossed his arms, “Oh I wont hurt him.” He said then a smirk formed on his face. “I’ll just put it out of it’s misery.”
Aiba held back tears as he held onto Ai-chan. “No~! He did nothing wrong. It was an accident Nino, honest. I’ll buy you a new one.”
Nino tapped his foot inpatient and he glared at the man behind his good ‘friend’ Ohno.
“Nino.” Ohno said calmly, just sit down. I’m sure it was an accident.”
Nino stared at him for a moment, growled, then sat back down next to Jun.
Aiba was still hiding behind Ohno when Sho turned and put a hand on his shoulder. “You can get up now, Aiba-chan. I think Nino’s killing streak has died down for a bit.”
“Keep that thing away form me!” He pointed at Aiba and Ai-chan.
“Ai-chan didn’t mean it, Sho-chan.” He pouted some more.
Aiba soon got up though and went off to play with Ai-chan to cheer himself up while the rest of Arashi talked. After a bit he started to pester Sho to come and play with them. He couldn’t deny Aiba for long because he soon was sitting with Aiba and the koala having a pretty damn good time that is until….
There was a loud rip. And everything went silent. Aiba started at Sho shocked. Sho on the other hand had his eye shut tight his fists balled up till his knuckles where white. Finally being brave enough to take a peek he nearly died to see his favorite shit ripped right down the middle.
Ohno had look taken his place to nap on the Shikudai-kun couch. So once Sho had pretty much stormed off the set to not only giving up filming for the day but to go change. Aiba had followed him leaving the cute koala, which seemed to be causing a bunch of problems, behind. Jun and Nino had backed away when the ‘creature’ looked at them mumbling “Stay away from me, dammit!”
Seeing no love from the two, Ai-chan made his way to Ohno who was sleeping peacefully. He climbed up to the man’s stomach and looked at him curiously.
Ohno opened his eyes and glanced at the koala then at Jun and Nino who where keeping as much distance as possible. He then looked back at the koala pat it gently on the head and went back to sleep. Taking Ohno as an exampled Ai-chan did the same and curled up on Ohno’s stomach and went to sleep as well, looking once again as innocent as it really wasn’t.