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dirtcheapninja: i wanna eat people meat
etherealdarke: ill cook some shit up
etherealdarke: ah i can cook you some people thighs
dirtcheapninja: yay
dirtcheapninja: well hunt the last of the silly yuppies in nyc
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: like some predator shit
etherealdarke: i swear i saw monica lewinksy at the modest mouse show the other day. we can get her.
etherealdarke: she'll be meaty enough for you.
dirtcheapninja: actually
etherealdarke: i'll put her head on a totem pole.
dirtcheapninja: id let her fuck
dirtcheapninja: then well eat her
etherealdarke: haha ew dan ew
etherealdarke: she's disturbing
dirtcheapninja: yeah
dirtcheapninja: but me and fat girls = yum
etherealdarke: haha
etherealdarke: thats fine
etherealdarke: but its monica
etherealdarke: erg
etherealdarke: lets hunt down sasquatch
dirtcheapninja: lol
dirtcheapninja: ok
etherealdarke: he can join our team
etherealdarke: and he's all fuzzzyyy
dirtcheapninja: as long as hes like the one on dexters lab
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: w00f
etherealdarke: no he's like harry from harry and the hendersons
dirtcheapninja: ok...yeah
etherealdarke: smells real bad but its so hot
dirtcheapninja: ill tell everyone hes your man toy
etherealdarke: well it wont be a lie so its okay
etherealdarke: he's got big feet
etherealdarke: i suck on his toes
dirtcheapninja: now that i know this
etherealdarke: chew on some toe jam, you know?
dirtcheapninja: i better shave
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: why
dirtcheapninja: cause im a big hairy bastard
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: i wont confuse you with him, dont worry
dirtcheapninja: and i better stop talking like him too
etherealdarke: yeah
dirtcheapninja: but anyway
dirtcheapninja: i want to kill oprah myself
etherealdarke: hahaha okay
etherealdarke: I want to kill lindsay lohan
dirtcheapninja: i want to personally nuke hollywood
etherealdarke: lets go!
etherealdarke: *hops in the tank*
dirtcheapninja: or build nuclear devices in implants
dirtcheapninja: thatll get em
etherealdarke: i want to make billy bob thorton lick an elephants ass
dirtcheapninja: i want to manually strangulate sarah jessica parker
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: i want to put gary coleman on a run away train
dirtcheapninja: i want to hit brad pitt with a gold brick in a dirty sock
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: *clang* fuck fight club!
etherealdarke: dont touch edward though *swoons*
dirtcheapninja: oh no
dirtcheapninja: hes on the safe list
etherealdarke: good good
etherealdarke: i love my dorky men
dirtcheapninja: ok your turn
dirtcheapninja: whos next?
etherealdarke: Mike tyson, smacked in the back of a neck with a 2x4
dirtcheapninja: what neck?
dirtcheapninja: george forman...killed with his own damn machine
etherealdarke: anna nicole smith, death from playmates
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: hmmmm
dirtcheapninja: i wanna pin down brittney spears, and shove a big fuck off can of mace up her nose, and squirt until the twitching stops
etherealdarke: hahahahah
etherealdarke: all those girl pop singers are twits
etherealdarke: oh shit look what money can buy you, a pair of tits and some fucking make up haha
dirtcheapninja: and back up vocals that don't belong to you!!
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: justin timberlake death by his dong going all the way up his ass, somehow
etherealdarke: hahaha dong
etherealdarke: what a funny word
dirtcheapninja: cover youself in aircraft grade lube
dirtcheapninja: and run
dirtcheapninja: right at his ass
etherealdarke: fuck no
etherealdarke: i would not want to end up in there
etherealdarke: *shudders*
dirtcheapninja: well it would be funny to watch
dirtcheapninja: we'll make cristina agulera do it
dirtcheapninja: then we'll shoot her
etherealdarke: haha yes
etherealdarke: jordan knight, death by spork
dirtcheapninja: lars of metallica buy big black guy
etherealdarke: haha i hate him
etherealdarke: he's suck a cock mongler
dirtcheapninja: lol
dirtcheapninja: yes
dirtcheapninja: ok its your turn
etherealdarke: p diddy by chocking on a cardboard pancake
dirtcheapninja: what? that awesome
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: the olsen twins by serial killing pedophile
etherealdarke: if the annerexia doesnt get them first you mean
etherealdarke: bob saget, death by sucking dick for coke
dirtcheapninja: lol
dirtcheapninja: ok
etherealdarke: haha sorry, everytime i think of him its always that line in that movie
dirtcheapninja: *makes note*
dirtcheapninja: that fuck carson daily by a flesh eating std
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: i forgot he existed
etherealdarke: dr. phil by a rabid ardvark
dirtcheapninja: in his colon
etherealdarke: hahahaha
dirtcheapninja: phuck dr phil
dirtcheapninja: im gonna beat his wife
etherealdarke: haha
dirtcheapninja: with a tire iron natural born killers style
dirtcheapninja: in a fish tank
dirtcheapninja: then he dies by rabid animal on fire in his ass
etherealdarke: hahaha ouch
etherealdarke: that guy for that pill like viagra and hes always smiling in the commercial.. we'll he's going to die from his jaw cracking off and eating his body
dirtcheapninja: why is his wife look like she bathed in KY?
etherealdarke: probably did
etherealdarke: she's excited he can get it up
etherealdarke: damn commercials
dirtcheapninja: i say it every time i see that commercial
etherealdarke: good thing i dont watch tv so much haha
dirtcheapninja: "why is his wife so greasy?"
etherealdarke: he splooged all over her
etherealdarke: he's like Ha motherfucker take that!
dirtcheapninja: oh that's why his jaw has life of its own
etherealdarke: You know what, just ship them to a black hole
dirtcheapninja: im gonna ban all commercials anyway
etherealdarke: good
etherealdarke: a lot dont make sense anyway
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: i have an idea
dirtcheapninja: ill allow commercials on that have nothing to do with what they are selling
dirtcheapninja: like a cow in a field
dirtcheapninja: then boom
dirtcheapninja: it explodes
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: then you hear
dirtcheapninja: buy nike shoes please
etherealdarke: the other white meat. Pork.
etherealdarke: then you see a ballerina with athletes foot
dirtcheapninja: and show a big rubber phallice
etherealdarke: HAHAHAHA
etherealdarke: and it smacks her in the head
etherealdarke: chew bazooka bubble gum
dirtcheapninja: or a huge amonut of obsenites
etherealdarke: then she eats the phallice
etherealdarke: and dies
etherealdarke: the end
dirtcheapninja: "fuck all of humanity fuck fuck fuckkkerblahrgh"
dirtcheapninja: "buy soap"
etherealdarke: or a boy running down the street gets hit by a car
etherealdarke: Shop at Walmart
etherealdarke: we've got it all
dirtcheapninja: yes
dirtcheapninja: some gilr gets elecrocuted
etherealdarke: dont drink the water.
dirtcheapninja: "calvin clein....burnt flesh..."
etherealdarke: hahahaha
etherealdarke: mmm the new essence of suave.
dirtcheapninja: shotgun to face
etherealdarke: shop at victorias secret
dirtcheapninja: or commercials that say everything bad about their product
dirtcheapninja: while showing half naked women
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: or old men in speedos
dirtcheapninja: and old men in speedos
etherealdarke: old men getting licked by the half naked women
dirtcheapninja: oh god
etherealdarke: and their asses spanked
etherealdarke: hahahaha
dirtcheapninja: i had this idea for oreo cookies once
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: naked latino girl
dirtcheapninja: gets spanked with a ragged ping pong paddle
dirtcheapninja: then honey is pored all over her backside
dirtcheapninja: and some phyco with mushed oreos in his mouth yells "DRINK MILK"
etherealdarke: hahahahahha
dirtcheapninja: good one huh?
etherealdarke: its strange yes
dirtcheapninja: id but a shit ton of oreos then
dirtcheapninja: commercial end with him getting blasted with a milk cannon right after he head butts the hell out of a 57 chevy
etherealdarke: hahahahhaa
etherealdarke: yess now that is awesome
etherealdarke: i would die laughing
etherealdarke: aye i must get to bed now
dirtcheapninja: poor latino gil there with a raw ass and honey
dirtcheapninja: saying in spanish
dirtcheapninja: "please buy oreo cookies"
etherealdarke: ill cook some shit up
etherealdarke: ah i can cook you some people thighs
dirtcheapninja: yay
dirtcheapninja: well hunt the last of the silly yuppies in nyc
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: like some predator shit
etherealdarke: i swear i saw monica lewinksy at the modest mouse show the other day. we can get her.
etherealdarke: she'll be meaty enough for you.
dirtcheapninja: actually
etherealdarke: i'll put her head on a totem pole.
dirtcheapninja: id let her fuck
dirtcheapninja: then well eat her
etherealdarke: haha ew dan ew
etherealdarke: she's disturbing
dirtcheapninja: yeah
dirtcheapninja: but me and fat girls = yum
etherealdarke: haha
etherealdarke: thats fine
etherealdarke: but its monica
etherealdarke: erg
etherealdarke: lets hunt down sasquatch
dirtcheapninja: lol
dirtcheapninja: ok
etherealdarke: he can join our team
etherealdarke: and he's all fuzzzyyy
dirtcheapninja: as long as hes like the one on dexters lab
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: w00f
etherealdarke: no he's like harry from harry and the hendersons
dirtcheapninja: ok...yeah
etherealdarke: smells real bad but its so hot
dirtcheapninja: ill tell everyone hes your man toy
etherealdarke: well it wont be a lie so its okay
etherealdarke: he's got big feet
etherealdarke: i suck on his toes
dirtcheapninja: now that i know this
etherealdarke: chew on some toe jam, you know?
dirtcheapninja: i better shave
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: why
dirtcheapninja: cause im a big hairy bastard
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: i wont confuse you with him, dont worry
dirtcheapninja: and i better stop talking like him too
etherealdarke: yeah
dirtcheapninja: but anyway
dirtcheapninja: i want to kill oprah myself
etherealdarke: hahaha okay
etherealdarke: I want to kill lindsay lohan
dirtcheapninja: i want to personally nuke hollywood
etherealdarke: lets go!
etherealdarke: *hops in the tank*
dirtcheapninja: or build nuclear devices in implants
dirtcheapninja: thatll get em
etherealdarke: i want to make billy bob thorton lick an elephants ass
dirtcheapninja: i want to manually strangulate sarah jessica parker
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: i want to put gary coleman on a run away train
dirtcheapninja: i want to hit brad pitt with a gold brick in a dirty sock
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: *clang* fuck fight club!
etherealdarke: dont touch edward though *swoons*
dirtcheapninja: oh no
dirtcheapninja: hes on the safe list
etherealdarke: good good
etherealdarke: i love my dorky men
dirtcheapninja: ok your turn
dirtcheapninja: whos next?
etherealdarke: Mike tyson, smacked in the back of a neck with a 2x4
dirtcheapninja: what neck?
dirtcheapninja: george forman...killed with his own damn machine
etherealdarke: anna nicole smith, death from playmates
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: hmmmm
dirtcheapninja: i wanna pin down brittney spears, and shove a big fuck off can of mace up her nose, and squirt until the twitching stops
etherealdarke: hahahahah
etherealdarke: all those girl pop singers are twits
etherealdarke: oh shit look what money can buy you, a pair of tits and some fucking make up haha
dirtcheapninja: and back up vocals that don't belong to you!!
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: justin timberlake death by his dong going all the way up his ass, somehow
etherealdarke: hahaha dong
etherealdarke: what a funny word
dirtcheapninja: cover youself in aircraft grade lube
dirtcheapninja: and run
dirtcheapninja: right at his ass
etherealdarke: fuck no
etherealdarke: i would not want to end up in there
etherealdarke: *shudders*
dirtcheapninja: well it would be funny to watch
dirtcheapninja: we'll make cristina agulera do it
dirtcheapninja: then we'll shoot her
etherealdarke: haha yes
etherealdarke: jordan knight, death by spork
dirtcheapninja: lars of metallica buy big black guy
etherealdarke: haha i hate him
etherealdarke: he's suck a cock mongler
dirtcheapninja: lol
dirtcheapninja: yes
dirtcheapninja: ok its your turn
etherealdarke: p diddy by chocking on a cardboard pancake
dirtcheapninja: what? that awesome
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: the olsen twins by serial killing pedophile
etherealdarke: if the annerexia doesnt get them first you mean
etherealdarke: bob saget, death by sucking dick for coke
dirtcheapninja: lol
dirtcheapninja: ok
etherealdarke: haha sorry, everytime i think of him its always that line in that movie
dirtcheapninja: *makes note*
dirtcheapninja: that fuck carson daily by a flesh eating std
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: i forgot he existed
etherealdarke: dr. phil by a rabid ardvark
dirtcheapninja: in his colon
etherealdarke: hahahaha
dirtcheapninja: phuck dr phil
dirtcheapninja: im gonna beat his wife
etherealdarke: haha
dirtcheapninja: with a tire iron natural born killers style
dirtcheapninja: in a fish tank
dirtcheapninja: then he dies by rabid animal on fire in his ass
etherealdarke: hahaha ouch
etherealdarke: that guy for that pill like viagra and hes always smiling in the commercial.. we'll he's going to die from his jaw cracking off and eating his body
dirtcheapninja: why is his wife look like she bathed in KY?
etherealdarke: probably did
etherealdarke: she's excited he can get it up
etherealdarke: damn commercials
dirtcheapninja: i say it every time i see that commercial
etherealdarke: good thing i dont watch tv so much haha
dirtcheapninja: "why is his wife so greasy?"
etherealdarke: he splooged all over her
etherealdarke: he's like Ha motherfucker take that!
dirtcheapninja: oh that's why his jaw has life of its own
etherealdarke: You know what, just ship them to a black hole
dirtcheapninja: im gonna ban all commercials anyway
etherealdarke: good
etherealdarke: a lot dont make sense anyway
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: i have an idea
dirtcheapninja: ill allow commercials on that have nothing to do with what they are selling
dirtcheapninja: like a cow in a field
dirtcheapninja: then boom
dirtcheapninja: it explodes
etherealdarke: hahaha
dirtcheapninja: then you hear
dirtcheapninja: buy nike shoes please
etherealdarke: the other white meat. Pork.
etherealdarke: then you see a ballerina with athletes foot
dirtcheapninja: and show a big rubber phallice
etherealdarke: HAHAHAHA
etherealdarke: and it smacks her in the head
etherealdarke: chew bazooka bubble gum
dirtcheapninja: or a huge amonut of obsenites
etherealdarke: then she eats the phallice
etherealdarke: and dies
etherealdarke: the end
dirtcheapninja: "fuck all of humanity fuck fuck fuckkkerblahrgh"
dirtcheapninja: "buy soap"
etherealdarke: or a boy running down the street gets hit by a car
etherealdarke: Shop at Walmart
etherealdarke: we've got it all
dirtcheapninja: yes
dirtcheapninja: some gilr gets elecrocuted
etherealdarke: dont drink the water.
dirtcheapninja: "calvin clein....burnt flesh..."
etherealdarke: hahahaha
etherealdarke: mmm the new essence of suave.
dirtcheapninja: shotgun to face
etherealdarke: shop at victorias secret
dirtcheapninja: or commercials that say everything bad about their product
dirtcheapninja: while showing half naked women
etherealdarke: hahaha
etherealdarke: or old men in speedos
dirtcheapninja: and old men in speedos
etherealdarke: old men getting licked by the half naked women
dirtcheapninja: oh god
etherealdarke: and their asses spanked
etherealdarke: hahahaha
dirtcheapninja: i had this idea for oreo cookies once
dirtcheapninja: ok
dirtcheapninja: naked latino girl
dirtcheapninja: gets spanked with a ragged ping pong paddle
dirtcheapninja: then honey is pored all over her backside
dirtcheapninja: and some phyco with mushed oreos in his mouth yells "DRINK MILK"
etherealdarke: hahahahahha
dirtcheapninja: good one huh?
etherealdarke: its strange yes
dirtcheapninja: id but a shit ton of oreos then
dirtcheapninja: commercial end with him getting blasted with a milk cannon right after he head butts the hell out of a 57 chevy
etherealdarke: hahahahhaa
etherealdarke: yess now that is awesome
etherealdarke: i would die laughing
etherealdarke: aye i must get to bed now
dirtcheapninja: poor latino gil there with a raw ass and honey
dirtcheapninja: saying in spanish
dirtcheapninja: "please buy oreo cookies"