the shallow end of the pool

Apr 09, 2004 20:03

okay...a week or so ago stigmata_plague asked for a ten list of physical qualities that you would seek in one who you would consider having a relationship with...and since a few of you have seen this already...i figured a more detailed post was needed...to explain myself...without spamming my brothers lj...so here it is...

1. must have nice boobs...not big not small...inbetween is nice.
ok...this is actually not very important to me...just a nice thing to have...
2. long legs
i love me a tall woman...seeing how i am a fucking giant...(6'5" and 250 lbs...im a walking tank ladies...think metal gear solid, or big o)
3. must look good in or out of makeup
this is mostly a unimportant thing as well...i just want her to think she is good looking either way.
4. very short hair. i hate long hair...it gets in the way of you ears...
ok there is a reason for this...being completely immersed in japanese culture...i find the back of a womans neck beyond sexy...more so than anything else...so if ya have long hair...wear it up...hehehehe...with glasses....*shiver*
5. wieght...not an issue.
for real...i have dated girls ranging from 89 lbs to 347 lbs...i guess im not much of one to say she must fit societies definition of beautiful...
6. eyes that can smile.
do not underestimate this one...believe me.
7. strong hands....im talking as hard as mine.
lol...yeah...i want a klingon babe. she must be strong enough to last 2 rounds on the ring with me...or you wont be able to even think to have sex with me...(walking tank...remember?)
8. tattoos. lots. everywhere.
must have an apreciation of ink and its power over me...it rules my life...and you must be willing to submit your skin to my ninja skill...or someone else's.
9. must smell like a type of fruit...no musk here ladies.
smells are very important to me...do no even atempt to smell like a male...anything.
10. and the biggest one...she must be comfortable being naked around me, sex or not.
you will be drawn. lots. be prepared for long nights of being still. be prepared for my work of you to be shown about the lj...and be prepared for me to worship every nook of your body with my ink.

oh yeah...todays pic...:


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