Jul 12, 2010 00:09
Day 2: Your favorite biggest mystery in the fandom.
I don't exactly have a favorite mystery? I know that Nino looks forever young because he is evil and he bathes in the blood of forty Johnny's Juniors every night. I know where Jun's balls constantly disappear to- he unscrews them whenever he will be on any kind of film and keeps them in a small bag in his purse. Along with his penis. Occasionally he forgets to take them off, which is why we have the rare sighting every few years, of a loch-ness monster feel. I know that Sho fails 100% of the time because he's well... Sho. Does this need an explanation?
Of other mysteries, I simply do not understand why Japan in general and Johnny's in particular have this strange taboo against kiss scenes of any kind, even hug scenes. And no, two people pursing their lips and pressing them together and then just staying like that does not count as kissing. I mean what real people do. I love me some Jdrama, but I want the smoochies (I actually just said that *smacks self*). Except the mystery, to me, is that this rule is miraculously lifted for specific people, such as Kimutaku and Matsujun. They not only get kiss scenes, they get kiss scenes A LOT (by Japanese standards)
So I guess that counts as a mystery.
Ok, look forward to tomorrow, which will be my favorite day of the meme. I will have to create a special new tag for tomorrow's post, called "too perverted for my RL blog". Curious yet?
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