ARASHI DEBUT ANNIVERSARY FIC MEME!
ARASHI DEBUT ANNIVERSARY FIC MEME!
Any kind of fic is welcome as long as it involves Arashi!
Who I want:
How I want it:
To porn or not to porn:
Some reminders:
- No explicit porn of minors.
- Warn if your fic involves something extra kinky.
- This is not a kink meme - porn is welcome, but so is gen.
- Be nice!
Anon is on, IP logging is off. Reveals post ( Read more... )
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Sometimes Gengorou, the light technician, wondered if Aiba was taking his job seriously. Well, he was a great AD (he’d probably even get cockroaches dance to ‘la cucaracha’), but why the hell would the audience of a quiz show cheer for ‘Chiba~ Chiba~’? There was just one person who had him in the palm of his hand.
“Matsumoto-sa- Matsumoto-san?!”
The young, handsome director was currently busy shoving the producer into the wall.
“What do you think, Oh-chan? A school uniform would suit you really well, with flattering skirt an all~”
Ohno cleared his throat, pushing away the blush on his cheeks, “It’s ‘Ohno-san’ for you, I’m your supervisor and you have a job to do.” He looked at Jun determinedly, ignoring the hand on his ass as best as he could. Jun stared back, not wanting to give this up, but he had to when the ‘Chiba~’ cheers reached his ears. He sighed and turned around, stepping to the control panel to take the headset into his hands. “AIBA! Stop that or you’ll be pushing up the daisies earlier than you’d like to!”
“What~?” came the cracking voice from the other side, barely hearable over the cheers, “I’m only doing my job!”
“Okay, no dinner for you tonight.” He put the headset down, ignoring Aiba who was pouting ‘Juun~ Juuuuuuun~~’ into one of the cameras.
“Well then, let’s start.” Jun said dryly.
“But- But the AD is still sticking his face into the camera…”
“Just ignore him.”
“O-Okay…”
“Every person yearns for a beautiful dream” the spotlight illuminated the MC, “Some wish to take a trip around the world. Some wish to live in a great house. Some wish to earn a large amount of money. The terminus for all those dreams, this is where it’s at …. Tha Queeez Show!!”
The studio was drowned in music, dancers coming up on the stage, barely missing each other with the wild swinging of their arms and legs and the audience clapped energetically, following Aiba’s example (luckily, the Chiba~ cheers had stopped).
“Welcome to another episode of tha Queez Show, where all your dreams come true, I’m your MC Ninomiyama, call me Ninomi.” He posed with a smug smile into the closest camera. “Today we have a special guest! The well known and much loved newscaster, Sakudai Sho!!”
The audience applauded loudly and cheered, Aiba in their middle, when the doors at the back opened and out of a cloud of smoke the handsome newscaster walked to the front.
“First, let’s take a look.” On the huge screen a video started to play.
“Sakurai Sho. Born 1982 in Tokyo, he started early applying for Johnny’s and despite his lack of baseball and backflips, he became a Junior in 1995. During his activities in Drama and Show, he successfully graduated from Keio. He was evaluated a failure as idol later, thus stuffed into a news program. Looking good and sexy in his suit, he managed to pull thousands of Japanese to the front of their TV, actually viewing a news program and raised in progress the average IQ of Japan.”
“So then, Sakudai-san.” The MC motioned for Sho to sit down on the chair.
“It’s Sakurai.” Sho corrected him.
“Sho-chan then. Here comes the first question.”
“It’s Sakurai. And shouldn’t you be rather asking what my dream is if I get to the Dream Chance?”
“You want a new girl friend, don’t you?” Ninomiyama smirked, “Guys like you who only know how to sit behind their books barely know how girls look like. Don’t worry, I’ll introduce someone to you.” He elbowed him playfully.
Sho frowned. “No, that was actually not it.”
“Oh, so you’re queer. Don’t worry, I know such people too.” (In the audience, Aiba was suddenly raising his hand.)
“No, I’m not.” He balled his fists, trying to calm himself. (Aiba’s hand went down again.) “And I don’t want a girlfriend. I want-“
“A handbook on how to be idol? I’m sorry, but it’s too late for you.”
“- new microphone sets for our news show’s caster. Most of our technologic devices, especially the ones we use for reports in other countries, are old and outdated.”
“…. Okaaay~ now, that’s lame. However, let’s go to the first question.”
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“Which of the four answers is not a unit to measure temperature? A. Kelvin. B. Fahrenheit. C. Celsius. D. Dido.“ (Sho was sure he heard Aiba say ‚Oh, I thought it said Dildo.‘ but he decided to ignore it.)
“D. Dido.” Sho answered.
“That’s riiiight~~~ Let’s go right to the next question then.”
“Please.”
“Who discovered the structure of DNA together with Francis Crick? A. Sherlock Holmes. B. Charles Darwin. C. Benjamin Franklin. D. Sakurai Sho. Hooo~ That’s a difficult question.”
Sho frowned. “Are these all answers?”
“Yes, why?”
“Because the right answer is not there.”
Ninomiyama chuckled. “Of course it’s there. It’s no use to hide, Sho-chan.” He leaned over the small screen, “I know everything about you.”
“Well, I did certainly not discover it.”
“That’s the right answer~~! Congratulations, now, before we come to the next question, let’s talk a bit about you.”
“Heh? That was it?”
“So, Sho-chan, I take it you don’t have a girlfriend?”
“Uh, yes. That’s right.” Sho blushed slightly and fiddled with his fingers.
“So, you are gay.” (In the audience, Aiba squeed.)
“I didn’t say that! And no, I’m not!” he pointedly said to Aiba, who started to pout.
“Ah… okay… next question then.”
“What the f- “
A loud, beeping sound went through the studio.
“What was that?!” Sho screeched, looking back and forth irritated.
“Censorship.”
“Oh.”
“Well done!” Jun praised the audio technician. “It will hurt less if you finally stop struggling, Oh-chan.” He continued to press the Producer onto the table.
“So, question.” Ninomiyama said, “In which year did the famous band ‘Storm’ make their debut? A. 1987. B. 1982. C. 1998. D. 1995. E. 1996. F. 1999. G. 1998. H. 1985. I.19-“
“Wa- wait. Why are there so many answers? And ‘1998’ is there twice!”
“We only want to make it harder for you. You seem unchallenged.”
“… Adding more answers doesn’t make it necessarily harder. F. 1999.”
“A genius through and through, huh? You know what? I like you, -well, I won’t date you, but-“
“Yeah, yeah, I got it, but I’m not gay.”
“However, let’s just skip the other questions and go right to the Dream Chance.” Ninomiyama smirked and threw his text cards with the questions on them behind him, before he stood up and started to dance wildly like a gorilla.
“Dream Chance~♥” He smiled into the camera, covering his cheeks with his palms.
“Aaaand~ your Dream Chance today is to climb that waaaallll~~~!!”
“Since when do quiz show contestants have to climb walls?” Sho asked when a wall with buttons and grips was shoved into the studio.
“Well, that’s the different and interesting thing about our show. You’ll never know what will happen.”
“I already noticed that.”
“So then, Sho-chan. You have 90 seconds to climb the wall. You have to get at least 100 points to clear the Dream Chance.”
Sho was glad he had at least the safety of a rope connected with a waistbelt. He stood in front of the wall, gulping at its tallness. But before he could mentally prepare for the difficult task, the MC was already shouting “Readysetgo!” and the time started ticking. With haste he climbed up the first grips, trying to hit the buttons with his hands and feet. He decided it was best to concentrate on the grips instead of looking down. When one of the grips felt slippy and wet, it probably would have been a waste to ask why there were grips out of jelly, so he continued to look out for hard, real grips. He didn’t know how, but somehow he managed to still stick on the wall when the time ended and when he came down (unskilled, awkward and probably weird looking, but Sho was glad when he had safe ground under his feet) Ninomiyama told him that he reached 110 points (he received -10 points for form from the MC, but it was still enough to pass). The microphones for his newscaster colleagues were safe!
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“Card tricks on a quiz show? Does your producer approve of that?” Sho asked confused.
“The director takes care of him.” The MC started to shuffle the stack of cards he pulled miraculously out of the back of his trousers.
Sho didn’t asked further (he wasn’t sure he really wanted to know) and took a seat in the audience to watch Ninomiyama’s magic show. He decided to ignore Aiba’s hand on his ass (why was the AD sitting in the audience, anyway?)
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Of course, if anyone would try to make it serious, it would be awesome as well, but this crack is gorgeous in it's own way :D You certainly put life to my prompt and made it so much better than what I could ever imagine. Those characters are so crazy and lol, poor Sho for being so normal XDD
Jun molesting Ohno is a win <3 also crazy AD Aiba is made of awesome too! and of course our great MC Ninomiya - he is made for this job XDD lol, playing card tricks and ending the show faster, and his snarky comments, and his bored attitude, and his fooling around with the questions!!
ah I loved everything, but let me appreciate it even more. Those Chiba cheers? Pure brilliance XD “But- But the AD is still sticking his face into the camera…” ---> I can't stop laughing at this XDD
"Looking good and sexy in his suit, he managed to pull thousands of Japanese to the front of their TV, actually viewing a news program and raised in progress the average IQ of Japan" ---> *died of laughter* but isn't this sentence kinda so true, lol
I can never thank you enough for this, anon, you're awesome and you rock! :D and totally made my day so much better <3 <3 <3 there was no smut but I still give you a truck full of cookies *___*
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It makes me enomrously happy that you like it :'DDD maybe someone else writes it more seriously, that would be cool. the prompt is awesome and I think no matter how you write it, it's fun. at least, I had a lot of fun writing this XDD it had been a while since the last time I was able to write real crack, so I'm really, really thankful for this prompt and happy that you liked it! ;_;♥
oh yeah~ cookies♥ I'm gonna get fat
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I'm always in your debt for writing my prompt; this crack story and your thanks will stay forever in my heart <3
Thank you, thank you so much! <3 <3 I know I can never say it enough. So let me say this instead: I loved it to pieces!
let's say they're yummy but not fattening - eco cookies! especially for you :)
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