PAAAIIINNN!!!
Believe me.
You don't want me to write anything write now... er... right now. I am in pain. Major gut-busting feminine pain. I have what are called SEVERE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS and I am REALLY BITCHY right now. I need to go lie down, take some painkillers and rest... I will refer back on the few previous days possibly tommorow or something if I am up to it. No promises.
You don't want me to write anything write now... er... right now. I am in pain. Major gut-busting feminine pain. I have what are called SEVERE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS and I am REALLY BITCHY right now. I need to go lie down, take some painkillers and rest... I will refer back on the few previous days possibly tommorow or something if I am up to it. No promises.